Favourite Simpsons scenes

**Janszoon** · 03-09-2017, 06:53 AM

Every time I hear some dumb person whose entire perception of cities is rooted in the 70s claim that cities are hellholes, I think of this scene from the Simpsons:

bob. · 03-09-2017, 09:35 AM

honestly over the years there are countless favorite moments....i tend to leave towards what i call "Lisa Episodes"

grindy · 03-09-2017, 02:13 PM

I thought nobody likes Lisa.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 02:18 PM

Marge. Nobody likes Marge. Lisa's alright.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 02:28 PM

Trollheart · 03-09-2017, 03:30 PM

Krusty, after having seen an inexplicable East European cartoon: "What the hell was that? I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aAAAHHHH Hi KIDS!!!"

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Krusty, after having seen an inexplicable East European cartoon: "What the hell was that? I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aAAAHHHH Hi KIDS!!!"

That line has been stuck in my head for years, and immediately popped back up when I read "Krusty" in your post. Thanks, dick.

Trollheart · 03-09-2017, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

That line has been stuck in my head for years, and immediately popped back up when I read "Krusty" in your post. Thanks, dick.

But .. but my name isn't Richard...

**Frownland** · 03-15-2017, 10:01 PM

https://m.facebook.com/puteeeteeenH/

Trollheart · 03-16-2017, 07:58 PM

FBI Agent: "Now Homer, your new name is Mister Thompson. When I say Hello Mister Thompson, you say Hello. So let's try it"
Homer: "Ok."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)
FBI agent: "Remember now, your name is Thompson."
Homer: "Check."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)

(much time passes)

FBI agent: "Now remember, when I say Hello Mister Thompson and push down on your foot, you say Hello."
Homer: "Got it."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)
Homer (to other agent): "I think he's talking to you."

03-09-2017, 06:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Every time I hear some dumb person whose entire perception of cities is rooted in the 70s claim that cities are hellholes, I think of this scene from the Simpsons: __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

03-09-2017, 09:35 AM	#22 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	honestly over the years there are countless favorite moments....i tend to leave towards what i call "Lisa Episodes" __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

03-09-2017, 02:13 PM	#23 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I thought nobody likes Lisa. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

03-09-2017, 02:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-09-2017, 03:30 PM	#26 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Krusty, after having seen an inexplicable East European cartoon: "What the hell was that? I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aAAAHHHH Hi KIDS!!!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-15-2017, 10:01 PM	#29 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	https://m.facebook.com/puteeeteeenH/ __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-16-2017, 07:58 PM	#30 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	FBI Agent: "Now Homer, your new name is Mister Thompson. When I say Hello Mister Thompson, you say Hello. So let's try it" Homer: "Ok." FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson." (Homer looks blank) FBI agent: "Remember now, your name is Thompson." Homer: "Check." FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson." (Homer looks blank) (much time passes) FBI agent: "Now remember, when I say Hello Mister Thompson and push down on your foot, you say Hello." Homer: "Got it." FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson." (Homer looks blank) Homer (to other agent): "I think he's talking to you." __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018