Originally Posted by monkeytennis There's an advert with a dog on it about booking holidays or something and every time the dog barks he says 'book! book!' and it makes me want to drop kick a puppy into a skip full of broken glass.

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Originally Posted by Neward Thelman "SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA" I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor I own the mail

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah I hate the ****ing Viagra girls. Do your job ladies and there's no need for the blue pill is there?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by mord Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards

Originally Posted by Neapolitan I like the Geico Gecko and Flo, but I absolutely hate both the CURE Auto Insurance and the Liberty Mutual Insurance commercials. Liberty Mutual Insurance TV Commercial – Accident Forgiveness 2 (2015) Maybe insurance companies should do a little more research on drunk drivers who smash cars into trees.