Movie Hype and News

Black Francis · 04-27-2016, 12:19 PM

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That's the big problem with franchises like Angry Birds and Ratched and Clank trying to make it to the big screen. It's very hard to see them to be able to carry through 80 minutes without extending the characters to some directions that really don't seem that faithful to the original characters.

The Angry Birds now for example seem to have grown a pair of hands.

I thought Jguy was kidding, there's actually an Angry Birds movie coming out? wtf? whyyyyy? if it does well Candy Crush is sure to follow and then sh*tty movies about sh*tty mobile games will be the norm and then i'll have to kill myself cause i don't want to live in such a world.

**Frownland** · 04-27-2016, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I thought Jguy was kidding, there's actually an Angry Birds movie coming out? wtf? whyyyyy? if it does well Candy Crush is sure to follow and then sh*tty movies about sh*tty mobile games will be the norm and then i'll have to kill myself cause i don't want to live in such a world.

Battleship (2012) - IMDb

There are also some nsfw Twister movies that I can't post on the forum.

Tristan_Geoff · 04-27-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I thought Jguy was kidding, there's actually an Angry Birds movie coming out? wtf? whyyyyy? if it does well Candy Crush is sure to follow and then sh*tty movies about sh*tty mobile games will be the norm and then i'll have to kill myself cause i don't want to live in such a world.

There's an emoji movie in the works too, if those weren't bad enough.

JGuy Grungeman · 04-27-2016, 12:52 PM

I'm actually working on a sci-fi/fantasy fanfic for Bejeweled. I'm actually giving it a story, one that revolves around the jewels themselves instead of the puzzle. I just want to see if I can do it.

Black Francis · 04-27-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Battleship (2012) - IMDb

There are also some nsfw Twister movies that I can't post on the forum.

I almost took my life when that movie came out but thankfully Rihanna was in it to save me. i don't understand how they keep making movies out of things that shouldn't be made into a movie. just because some things are well known throughout pop culture it doesn't mean you should make it into movie! it feels like they're scraping the bottom of the barrel to make a quick buck out of familiarity even if it doesn't translate well to the cinematic medium.

**Frownland** · 04-27-2016, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I almost took my life when that movie came out but thankfully Rihanna was in it to save me. i don't understand how they keep making movies out of things that shouldn't be made into a movie. just because some things are well known throughout pop culture it doesn't mean you should make it into movie! it feels like they're scraping the bottom of the barrel to make a quick buck out of familiarity even if it doesn't translate well to the cinematic medium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money

peelo · 04-27-2016, 01:49 PM

Why make an Angry Birds movie? Movies are still a relatively safe bet. Although production costs have gone up, the average revenues have followed accordingly. There are many people out there willing to invest to movies and it's still pretty common to double ones investment.

And for Rovio it's pretty much the last chance to breath any life back to the franchise.

Think of the positive side: If the movie crashes and burns in the box office, it'll probably be the last you'll ever see of them birds.

Tristan_Geoff · 04-27-2016, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by peelo

Why make an Angry Birds movie? Movies are still a relatively safe bet. Although production costs have gone up, the average revenues have followed accordingly. There are many people out there willing to invest to movies and it's still pretty common to double ones investment.

And for Rovio it's pretty much the last chance to breath any life back to the franchise.

Think of the positive side: If the movie crashes and burns in the box office, it'll probably be the last you'll ever see of them birds.

You now it won't though. It's a major studio CGI children's film. If Frozen taught us anything, it's that this movie could top even that record. There's an infinite supply of 7 year olds in the US. This movie will only make merchandising more widespread. Imagine all the merchandise they'd be selling if they released a Minecraft movie.

djchameleon · 04-27-2016, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I almost took my life when that movie came out but thankfully Rihanna was in it to save me. i don't understand how they keep making movies out of things that shouldn't be made into a movie. just because some things are well known throughout pop culture it doesn't mean you should make it into movie! it feels like they're scraping the bottom of the barrel to make a quick buck out of familiarity even if it doesn't translate well to the cinematic medium.

Well that isn't true, it all depends on the story written. The Lego Movie was pretty damn amazing. Looking forward to the Lego Batman spinoff coming out soon. Also Mac from Always Sunny is directing the Minecraft movie. It is still in development last I heard though.

JGuy Grungeman · 04-27-2016, 04:29 PM

Fassbender's gonna be in an Assassin's Creed movie. Again, I'm not a fan. But I love Fassbender's acting.

04-27-2016, 12:52 PM	#94 (permalink)
JGuy Grungeman Primo Celebate Sexiness Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 2,662	I'm actually working on a sci-fi/fantasy fanfic for Bejeweled. I'm actually giving it a story, one that revolves around the jewels themselves instead of the puzzle. I just want to see if I can do it. __________________ I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

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JGuy Grungeman Primo Celebate Sexiness Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 2,662	Fassbender's gonna be in an Assassin's Creed movie. Again, I'm not a fan. But I love Fassbender's acting. __________________ I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

04-27-2016, 01:49 PM	#97 (permalink)
peelo Groupie Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 16	Why make an Angry Birds movie? Movies are still a relatively safe bet. Although production costs have gone up, the average revenues have followed accordingly. There are many people out there willing to invest to movies and it's still pretty common to double ones investment. And for Rovio it's pretty much the last chance to breath any life back to the franchise. Think of the positive side: If the movie crashes and burns in the box office, it'll probably be the last you'll ever see of them birds.