Competitive League of Legends

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-08-2017, 11:41 AM

damn teach, ive got some homework to do.

The Batlord · 10-09-2017, 04:29 PM

I understand and respect that Ke$ha is now Kesha, but for our purposes it's dollar sign Ke$ha. And I don't have to be at work till 11am so I'll be there.

If Qwerty wants to play then just give me a couple hours cause I'm finally reviewing Rainbow for my Ke$ha thread and will not be doing anything else in the meantime. Get hype.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-09-2017, 04:38 PM

i need to do my econ homework so lets say like 8:30 est?

The Batlord · 10-09-2017, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i need to do my econ homework so lets say like 8:30 est?

Totally down, but I can't promise that I'll be done with Kesha before then, and if I'm not you'll have to ****ing wait.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-09-2017, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I have to work until 11 tonight but I'm off tomorrow

I'll be here to give tips while I pretend to work

let's go Kesha's guard

tell me you're proud of me dad

happy to make the other team surrender that early but holy **** was i on my ****. the Zed in my lane was playing so aggro and despite me being a total retard at the game it didn't take long to realize if i tried him 1vs1 he would blast my ass off so i kept baiting him to my tower and smashing him with my Gunblade and Ignite before giving him the ol' E-W-Q. poor guy didn't stand a chance.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-09-2017, 06:33 PM

if winning means being a bitch then just call me batlord's mama

The Batlord · 10-09-2017, 06:39 PM

Nice. Playing defensively an entire game is anathema to your instinct as a gamer, but when done correctly it's the entire ****. Sorry if I sound like I don't hate you, but I'm in a weird mood that... just read my Kesha review when I post it. And that isn't just cheap self-promotion. Hopefully you'll know what song I'm listening to when you read it. OMG.

I will most definitely need to kill everything when it's time so that I can stop feeling like an emo ***got.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-09-2017, 07:17 PM

so another lil update

against my own (and elph's) proper judgement, i decided to give Zed a run out cause i mean cmon, he looks bad ****ing ass. anyway, just so happens that my first game trying him happens to also be my first game with a real keyboard warrior. dude was losing his ****ing mind at everyone, and i was playing like absolute **** so i just spent the whole game trolling him and accepted that Zed is out of my league.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-09-2017, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

though the better ones will drop bot and you'll hear ENEMY DOUBLE KILL before getting supah flamed

then when you follow them jg is waiting in Bush to gank you it's just awful

yeah ive learned my lesson many many times about chasing kills. playing jg has taught me a lot about how easy it is to overcommit and get your ass stretched.

The Batlord · 10-09-2017, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

so another lil update

against my own (and elph's) proper judgement, i decided to give Zed a run out cause i mean cmon, he looks bad ****ing ass. anyway, just so happens that my first game trying him happens to also be my first game with a real keyboard warrior. dude was losing his ****ing mind at everyone, and i was playing like absolute **** so i just spent the whole game trolling him and accepted that Zed is out of my league.

OMG isn't it amazing to suck and then rub a caps lock twat's nose in it? They simply can't handle a noob mocking their skill.

And I swear I'll be in when I can, cause I need some drunken LoL, but I still got Kesha to write.