only time batlord and quadra will be in the same sentence

feel like in that context it's a penta

batlord doesnt half ass his feed

The ****? Just checked and the only Snow Day skin on sale is for Bard, which wasn't even listed for 2017. Was this a limited time thing that's already over (then why Bard?) or have they just not been released yet (then why Bard)?

Lulz I bought Vayne that day. She seems like fun but I haven't used her yet.

starts on tuesday

she's hella op atm, gets banned a lot bc of it. but yeah, she's definitely worth learning.

Then Tuesday will be lit.

If my internet wasn't randomly garbage atm I'd say let's try it out and **** **** up.

well fix your goddamn internet then

I live in America. Our dream is for European internet.

yoooooooooooo faker about to play Zoe in the semis it's gettin' real

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulz China loses to minions. I might just kill myself.

lmao how amazing was that

faker's zoe was ****in' nuts tho obv it was gonna be banned this game but i'm still hella sad about it. i dunno if they can do it but goddamn i want Korea to do it. Pray is my boy.

sad

i can never say anything negative about your TF play after last night

btw finals are on in 5 mins bitches

zed perma ban inc

oh also batty guess what i finally beat elph 1vs1 last night and it just so happened to be the same time that i played Lux for the first time ever

it almost makes up for him beating my gnar with soraka

Roam bot with him or beat him to it. Kill the river monster for vision and ward enemy blue to get vision of him sneaking in for lane ganks from back side of tower. You should have vision of enemy blue anyway for steal attempts and dragon control. It's a really easy way to abuse the jungler at low elo.. Lux laser from mid to steal is :D

how dare you dodge me mother****er

im still mad

if triple jungle won’t do the trick what will

Will be playing all day in honor of my new Christmas Jinx skin, and you better believe I'll be making drunken, obscene, Christmas jokes.

Here's something that's been on my mind a lot lately: In the Santa Claus, what did the transformation do to his dick?

i approve

so basically you still haven't even gotten a legit penta, you just profited from broken game mechanics.

doesnt really roll of the tongue in the same way that league of legends does

srsly though let's kill for santa

Q and Elph will kill for Santa.
Batlord will die for Santa.

You are all haters for Satan and not Santa.

Lemme know if you need a teemo jungle, mid, top, support, or adc. :D

we still gon’ need a fifth

i say we convert bat to supp because nobody will want to supp his weak ass jinx

lol me on sup good luck with that

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Man, you are obsessed with not sounding liking like a person just trying to have fun casually. Reminds me of how you come off on the forum in general.

no bc i would cry after two or three games of him berating me

lmao chill the **** out

Don't be a bitch. This is the kind of **** that takes all the fun out of mocking people. No wonder I want to kill all the people I know who are alive.

Would you like some Neosporin for your butthurt?

There's no amount of Neosporin to make up for the sheer amount of boring people on this planet. It would need to come in the form of bullets.

Oh so more of a Percocet thing?

I'm not Chula. My medicine comes in the form of anti-seizure medication.

lmao

batlord's gettin' old and the liquor is making him extra sensitive

I just checked to see how old that post was cause I felt that it was ancient, but it's only a month old. What the ****? I feel like there's a time discrepancy here.

so basically a month ago you were fun and clearly something in the last 30 days has turned you into a lame pussy

fret not, i'm gonna **** all over you just the same.