i carried your weak ass TF game last night

the games that i actually do alright with you is the games where we get a team full of nimrods

last placement match and who do i have to lane against? teemo ofc. wish me luck bitches, rank to follow shortly.

took anotha L and so bronze I it is. will take.

you’re salty cuz you were placed bronze 5

cry

Elph also didnt have anyone holding his hand. Just sayin...

hey you're supposed to be on my side here

and i'm pretty sure that lordvader dude was. i mean, that would explain why elph started so low... but still. it's somebody.

i'm still new. give it a few years. you'll learn.

sounds lame.

i think i hate playing with that vader guy cuz he yells at me to do something and that causes me to panic and not do it which in turn causes him to yell at me more.

also he makes dumb calls and blames me when they don't work like maybe don't dive a full health xin under tower next time and you won't die

yeah i mean i don’t mind it that much but i can only take so much of it before i have to tap out. at least when you mock my decision making you usually tell me what i did wrong or how to improve it rather than just pushing me into horrible fights that we’ll never win.

he is good mechanically tho youre right, it’s clear he has played the game a lot. he just seems to prioritize getting kills over winning big time.

I'd have just trashed him again and then offered him 3 out of 5 and then **** on him again until he cried. But I guess I just don't tolerate bitches unless they're me.

If they can't take me being a dick to them over a game then I don't care. Maybe that says more about me, but if they can't take me pissing them off over LoL then I probably don't care enough about their friendship. Cause anyone I'd want as a friend would want to piss me off over an LoL win tbh.

the thought of batlord pissing on anyone in LoL is pretty funny

im with you tho, **** a friendship i'm gonna dunk on your ass until you cry like a pussy. i mean, not literally cuz im trash, but in a game where i'm good i'd do it.

TBH I've dealt with enough "friends" who it turned out I didn't even like that holding myself back just ends up with me talking to people I don't even really like, so holding myself back just feels like trying to make bad friends.

i only have one irl friend that i frequently game with and he enjoys mocking me just as much as i enjoy doing the same to him. whoever is doing worse in the game is just the punching bag.

Any game where I get more kills than you I'm making fun of you no matter how much you can point out that I'm actually doing worse and I'd feel offended if you didn't do that same.

I mean seriously is he so ****ty that he'd not be your friend if you beat the **** out of him? Cause seriously if so he's not your friend. If so then you're seriously holding yourself as a person back to keep him from knowing who you really are probs. I've been friends with goofy dudes possibly like that and they made me feel like I couldn't be myself but I just wanted a friend so I bull****ted just to hang out.

There was reason cause he sucked. Don't be a ***.

i just need to get good enough that it forces you to get better as well so that you can stay ahead of me and before you know it we're chilling in high gold

give me 5 tries and i think i can get at least 1 win

as stupid as this might sound i think the best tip i've gotten since i've started playing is vader telling me to stop clicking so much and let the game handle the autos. you just dont realize how detrimental it is until all of a sudden you're actually hitting all your autos properly.

i'm 150% sure you didn't tell me that

there's some stuff that's so obvious it probably shouldn't need to be said but to me it still needs to be said

"we" explained it to you

damn trying to take credit from vader already

visa or mastercard

Learn how to atkk move so you can kite better.

yeah ik i really need to work on that as well.

You definitely mentioned it to me.

you were definitely too drunk any time we played league to remember anything

You can't prove that.

well you see unlike you i don't need proof because i can remember

never forget when Batlord couldn't figure out whether DwnwthVwls was the guy who elph and I kept referring to as DWV or the black guy who didn't know who Batlord was.

good times

i'll hop on later td and show you how it's done

yeah dont think i didnt see you feed zed 2-0 in lane last night

the game i saw you died to him twice in lane

but you do die twice in lane for free

you turned the game around tbf but still zed was fed and it was all you

no need to get all defensive cuz you int

lets all watch elph get snake dicked by a cassiopeia

https://vimeo.com/245631186

Oh **** yes.

Edit: That was indeed a proper but****ing from my gurl.

$50 says elph is sensitive enough to go through my past games just to find a more embarrassing clip as a way to redeem himself