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11-21-2015, 04:37 PM | #51 (permalink) |
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You can tell this is a masterpiece cause Rob Schneider is in it.
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11-21-2015, 04:58 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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I haven't thought about Ernest in awhile but now that i am, it's all coming back to me! His trademark snarky laugh, His double chin old lady character, the weird close ups, the cheesy plot, He made tons of movie rehashing this formula and i saw most of them but this is the one i remember the most. That's what is so great about them, they're beating the odds. They got everything going against them yet they pull through with a certain charm.
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I remember that movie. On the local news they did this thing where they would find some school class of young kids and pan the camera while they waved. Don't know why they did this. Anyway, this happened to a class I was in once, and when the camera panned over me I just yelled, "Surf Ninjas!!!". I believe I was also wearing an improvised martial arts headband. Leave me alone, I was like eight. Quote:
Then you're probably taking yourself too seriously.
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Speaking of gloriously awful kids movies about ninjas...
I remember this basically being a Home Alone ripoff, but with three crackerass brothers who are being trained as ninjas for no apparent reason by their Mr. Miyagi ripoff grandfather, and the villain looked like a Jewish, Steven Seagal ripoff. Only the nineties.
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11-21-2015, 06:05 PM | #58 (permalink) |
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Stop fronting you know Colt was the coolest kid ever.
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11-21-2015, 06:21 PM | #59 (permalink) | |
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Wasn't he the middle kid? Like, the older one was the generic, serious leader, the middle one was the generic "cool one", and the youngest was the generic, annoying little ****head? I'm sure I loved Colt.
OH YEAH! Now I remember that those weren't their real names, cause the grandfather had given them ninja names or some ****. The older one was Rocky or something, because he strong like a rock... or something, the middle one was Colt, because he was free-spirited, and the younger one was Tum Tum, because he was kind of fat. Oh, and I almost forgot that Surf Ninjas had Sinbad, back when people still thought he was relevant.
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