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Old 10-22-2021, 09:56 AM   #881 (permalink)
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The new Jeep Gladiators are an abomination to both trucks and Jeeps though.
Yeah, wtf are those? Sometimes you can just see the marketing team had too much influence. That and whatever those Boxes were that the hampsters drove in that commercial.
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Old 10-22-2021, 09:56 AM   #882 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2021, 09:59 AM   #883 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2021, 10:05 AM   #884 (permalink)
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Gladiators try to be both a Jeep and a truck, but the wheel base is stretched out too far to have the same overland capabilities as a CJ, and the beds too small for anything bigger than a few 2x4's from Home Depot. They're nothing more than an overpriced status symbol.

RAM seceded from Dodge a few years back, but they're both Stelantis. You won't see any Dodge badging on a RAM.

Tacoma's are cute.
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Old 10-22-2021, 10:09 AM   #885 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2021, 10:46 AM   #886 (permalink)
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Man, I thought Tacoma's were spelled with a "k". Gettin' my trucks mixed up with my american primitivism record labels.
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Old 10-22-2021, 11:08 AM   #887 (permalink)
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Gladiators try to be both a Jeep and a truck, but the wheel base is stretched out too far to have the same overland capabilities as a CJ, and the beds too small for anything bigger than a few 2x4's from Home Depot. They're nothing more than an overpriced status symbol.

RAM seceded from Dodge a few years back, but they're both Stelantis. You won't see any Dodge badging on a RAM.

Tacoma's are cute.
Is this a Jeep Gladiator?


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Man, I thought Tacoma's were spelled with a "k". Gettin' my trucks mixed up with my american primitivism record labels.
They're still cute tho.
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Is this a Jeep Gladiator?
Thats a gee, glad I ate er.
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