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Old 10-01-2020, 07:08 PM   #591 (permalink)
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I mean I can't think of any and I don't have any female comedians in my top 5 but why are you hammering on this? It won't make you any funnier by association as a male. Only drugs can do that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-01-2020, 07:29 PM   #592 (permalink)
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I'm genuinely curious.. I'm not unwilling to be convinced.

Drugs could potentially make me funnier but Steel Reserve will only continue to make you dumber.
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Old 10-01-2020, 08:36 PM   #593 (permalink)
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Old news. Colt 45 High Gravity has .5 more alcohol content and is a dollar cheaper per tallboy six pack.
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Old 10-01-2020, 08:39 PM   #594 (permalink)
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.5 more?

Wow that's amazing. Too bad there isn't anything that's like 40-50% alcohol available

Stop drinking, pussy
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Old 10-01-2020, 08:40 PM   #595 (permalink)
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8.5 you non-Jew mathtard.
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Yeah I spotted that mistake already. You're still a lightweight pussy ftr
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Old 10-01-2020, 08:50 PM   #597 (permalink)
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You should drink wine, it's like 13 percent.
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Old 10-01-2020, 08:52 PM   #598 (permalink)
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Yeah I spotted that mistake already. You're still a lightweight pussy ftr
It's not all I drink in a night. Just the centerpiece.
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You should drink wine, it's like 13 percent.
Only Merlot and Chardonnay. Most wines are slightly less. There's nothing like a good wine buzz though. There's also nothing like a good wine hangover.

But truth be told, if you're gonna be a self destructive alkie and can't even stomach the taste of cheap liquor you should skip the middle man and go straight to AÀ cause you ain't built for this life son
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Five years in and I'm still fully functional so maybe the middle class can just deal with their booze better than poor people.
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