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jwb 10-01-2020 08:20 PM

Probably helps to be able to leach off your parent(s) lol

The Batlord 10-01-2020 08:33 PM

Don't think I don't remember that video of you secretly recording your family you were probably living with. And now you're in a halfway houae.

jwb 10-01-2020 08:40 PM

I haven't lived with my family since my early 20s. Me living in a halfway house is a result of going down the rabbit hole of addiction without a safety net.

The Batlord 10-01-2020 08:42 PM

I mean you're not that old.

jwb 10-01-2020 08:44 PM

? I'm 33. I didn't say I was old though....

The Batlord 10-01-2020 08:50 PM

A few years of living with in a trailer with your parents, a few years living in ****ty apartments you can't remember popping pills, and now you're in a halfway house. Not that many years of proud booze self-reliance.

jwb 10-01-2020 08:55 PM

Maybe you're forgetting how this argument started?

It wasn't with me bragging about my success in life, it was with you bragging about being such a "functional" alcoholic.

I merely pointed out the obvious fact that you live with your mom so it's pretty easy to be functional when you don't have to pay your own way. FTR I was also functional whenever I lived with my parent(s) ;).

The Batlord 10-01-2020 09:02 PM

I mean how many years were you a respectable man living on his own not a fiend? How much credit do you think you're owed for being a derelict paying rent?

jwb 10-01-2020 09:17 PM

I've literally never been a respectable man lol. You're grasping at straws and it's pathetic

You are still not getting it. You not falling into the true rabbit hole of self destructive addiction is not a sign of personal strength but rather a symptom of the comfortable life your mom allows you. Living in the suburbs on your parents dine drinking bum beer is undoubtedly the best life style any Steel Reserve drinker ever enjoyed... so count your blessings.

The Batlord 10-01-2020 09:27 PM

I mean it sounds like you're quantifying your respectable non-fiend time against my living with mother years to feel superior so clearly you feel like you have straws to grasp.

jwb 10-01-2020 09:36 PM

If I was doing so I would only need 1 single year of non fiend time to win that contest

But as I said before I wasn't bragging about myself I was giving you a reality check... Functional while not paying your own bills = not that functional. That's the bottom line.

The Batlord 10-01-2020 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2137846)
If I was doing so I would only need 1 single year of non fiend time to win that contest

Sounds like you are trying to win a contest and then adding a bunch of nonsense afterward to hide your narcissism. I wonder what your sponsor would have to say about that.

OccultHawk 10-02-2020 01:20 AM

I don’t know the deets but my understanding is Bat contributes to his mom both emotionally and financially and gives way more than he takes. Not everyone who lives at home is a mooch.

The Batlord 10-02-2020 05:20 AM

Don't forget all the sex.

OccultHawk 10-02-2020 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137870)
Don't forget all the sex.

And the wheelchair dude!

jwb 10-02-2020 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137848)
Sounds like you are trying to win a contest and then adding a bunch of nonsense afterward to hide your narcissism. I wonder what your sponsor would have to say about that.

I mean I'm willing to compromise and say we both lose if that makes it easier for you to digest.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137867)
I don’t know the deets but my understanding is Bat contributes to his mom both emotionally and financially and gives way more than he takes. Not everyone who lives at home is a mooch.

I would hope he kicks in some rent money but bottom line is he wouldn't be "middle class" if he was on his own, he'd be just as poor as I am. So that's where my true resentment probably lies.

The Batlord 10-02-2020 06:02 AM

Are you calling me working class?

TheBig3 10-02-2020 04:55 PM

Right so anyway, here's a great bit that I've always loved.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sbw0lZ9LmY

Frownland 11-01-2020 08:59 AM

Dave Chappelle To Host Post-Election ‘Saturday Night Live’

**** SNL but that'll probably be one hell of a monologue.

SGR 11-01-2020 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2142264)
Dave Chappelle To Host Post-Election ‘Saturday Night Live’

**** SNL but that'll probably be one hell of a monologue.

I'm definitely tuning in for that. That will llkely be awesome.

Plankton 01-22-2021 12:17 PM

lolz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhzVMhuifEk

ando here 01-22-2021 02:59 PM

I thought about a wax job then thought again...


ando here 01-23-2021 01:11 AM


jwb 01-23-2021 01:28 AM

once again anyone who doesn't love patrice oneal can eat a dick

but also, nick mullen


Plankton 01-26-2021 07:45 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiLnnuiCzuo

jwb 01-27-2021 01:41 AM


jwb 02-03-2021 12:51 AM


jwb 02-06-2021 03:34 AM



patrice >>>>

anyone who doesn/t find him funny sucks at comedy

jwb 02-06-2021 04:01 AM

^case in point

OccultHawk 02-06-2021 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2160929)
he doesn't even really tell jokes

name your top five comedians

jwb 02-06-2021 12:52 PM

Elph only ever posts in this thread to diss good comics I like such as chappelle and patrice cause he doesn't like their politics. He pretends its about the comedy but he has nothing to say about comedy. Its about the politics. Plus it's not goth to laugh. Stay sad, elf.


OccultHawk 02-06-2021 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2160999)
Elph only ever posts in this thread to diss good comics I like such as chappelle and patrice cause he doesn't like their politics. He pretends its about the comedy but he has nothing to say about comedy. Its about the politics. Plus it's not goth to laugh. Stay sad, elf.


holy ****

as soon as the name Neil Young came out of his mouth I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe / then he NAILS the air guitar on Creep oh **** that was the funniest and some of the most incredibly apt music commentary I ever heard

gtfo if you don’t think that’s ****ing side splitting

Mindy 02-06-2021 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2161020)
Bill Hicks

:love:

jwb 02-06-2021 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2161020)
Bill Hicks

so typical

Marie Monday 02-06-2021 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2160999)
Elph only ever posts in this thread to diss good comics I like such as chappelle and patrice cause he doesn't like their politics. He pretends its about the comedy but he has nothing to say about comedy. Its about the politics. Plus it's not goth to laugh. Stay sad, elf.


I rarely find american comedians funny but yeah, this was pretty good.

Marie Monday 02-06-2021 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2161039)
when I commented on Dave, I mentioned that I thought his old material is hysterical but he's kinda lost it

I think it's actually you, that likes something based on the messaging

it's like they don't have to actually tell any ****ing jokes as long as it's sufficiently anti-PC Alpha dirtbag misogynistic in image

I don't follow this thread enough to say anything about what jwb likes and why, but I think this is a pretty apt observation about (american?) comedy and why I don't like it. Most of what I've seen just seems very crude and that's all it is, there's no wit in it.

Marie Monday 02-06-2021 04:06 PM

well it's obviously funny to many people, but it's loudest-guy-at-the-bar funny and that doesn't do it for me

OccultHawk 02-06-2021 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2161043)
I don't follow this thread enough to say anything about what jwb likes and why, but I think this is a pretty apt observation about (american?) comedy and why I don't like it. Most of what I've seen just seems very crude and that's all it is, there's no wit in it.

Comedy doesn’t translate very well.

Although once in Japan I was in a bar with some other gaijin and a tv was on and it was a comedy show where they did this stunt where they created an entire 5K foot race just to trick this person into having thought he (or she? I can’t remember) won and while they were pumping their arms in the air in triumph they crossed over a breakaway cross way and they fell into a muddy pit and everyone gathered around pointing and laughing from above. It had me in stitches for the entire evening. I still crack up thinking about it. God what a gag.

Marie Monday 02-06-2021 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2161046)
Comedy doesn’t translate very well.

Although once in Japan I was in a bar with some other gaijin and a tv was on and it was a comedy show where they did this stunt where they created an entire 5K foot race just to trick this person into having thought he (or she? I can’t remember) won and while they were pumping their arms in the air in triumph they crossed over a breakaway cross way and they fell into a muddy pit and everyone gathered around pointing and laughing from above. It had me in stitches for the entire evening. I still crack up thinking about it. God what a gag.

Comedy is definitely very strongly tied to specific cultures, but in general I dislike similar kinds of comedy from other countries for the same reason. I think the issue is just that it's a relatively dominant form of comedy in america

jwb 02-06-2021 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2161039)
when I commented on Dave, I mentioned that I thought his old material is hysterical but he's kinda lost it

I think it's actually you, that likes something based on the messaging

it's like they don't have to actually tell any ****ing jokes as long as it's sufficiently anti-PC Alpha dirtbag misogynistic in image

I don't know what you mean by "they don't tell jokes"

Bill hicks doesn't ****ing tell jokes either. He goes through material. That's what real comedians do. You didn't explain how he lost it or why either he or patrice aren't funny they're just edgy for the sake of it and that's absolute horse**** so that's why it seems political to me. Everything you do and like is based on an image. I like bill hicks and patrice o'neal. I like comedy.

Patrice isn't edgy for the sake of edgy, he's brutally honest for the sake of comedy. People who don't like him usually can't take that kind of honesty.


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