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I don't really bother with the opening joke but everything else is a guy the perfect level of drunk to be a hilarious ******* right before he pees on the carpet.
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I guess since I like Norm and most of the other stuff posted here but not Stanhope all my cred goes out the window.
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Pretty much.
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Id like a third opinion from someone who doesnt consume massive amounts of alcohol.
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I think DWV just doesn't like loudness. He probably turns the volume down on his music a lot.
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Thanks, Frown.
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Stanhope is like what people claim George Carlin is. He genuinely gets it.
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Stanhope is my favourite.
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You all have bad taste. Its the only explanation.
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OR... autism
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How To Basic's sense of physical comedy is hard to top. |
I found that funny. Did I redeem myself?
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Huh?
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Even I think Stanhope is pretty funny, and I'm generally not a fan of stand up comedy
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I give up. FML |
So you're finally seeing things my way.
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Was that not an intentional pun?
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A pizza pun? I would've phrased it more betterly.
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I've been listening to comedy on my commute into work lately, and I'm a happy mother****er by the time I get there, but one of the funnier comedians they play is Iliza Shlesinger. Bill Burr is always a riot too. Laughing my ass off at a stop light and looking over to see people grinning at me from the next car is always an extra bonus.
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Read through most of the thread. A few comments:
1. Bill Burr is competing with Dave Chapelle to be the GOAT, though Paper Tiger was not my favorite. 2. Dane Cook, while not great, has a few bits that are worth your time. The heist and the "you never leave your cart" bit from those first albums. 3. If you're not up on Chelsea Peretti yet, I think she's great. This bit closes well, but it should give you an idea of if she's your style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dThVdPWYg2k She's weird, but I kinda like that. |
I've seen Chelsea and she has her moments. I thought I recognized her from a few bit roles too, like Parks & Rec.
I've been digging some Dana Carvey lately too for some reason. I think it's the magic moment when the coffee kicks in and everything is funny though. |
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Stanhope is a legend...I love his scene from Louie where he does the porn bit
Here's a genuine question for any and every one... Name one genuinely top tier special by a female comedian. As in not just good for a broad but top tier in general. |
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Concession accepted
Anyone else? |
I mean I can't think of any and I don't have any female comedians in my top 5 but why are you hammering on this? It won't make you any funnier by association as a male. Only drugs can do that.
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I'm genuinely curious.. I'm not unwilling to be convinced.
Drugs could potentially make me funnier but Steel Reserve will only continue to make you dumber. |
Old news. Colt 45 High Gravity has .5 more alcohol content and is a dollar cheaper per tallboy six pack.
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.5 more?
Wow that's amazing. Too bad there isn't anything that's like 40-50% alcohol available Stop drinking, pussy |
8.5 you non-Jew mathtard.
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Yeah I spotted that mistake already. You're still a lightweight pussy ftr
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You should drink wine, it's like 13 percent.
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But truth be told, if you're gonna be a self destructive alkie and can't even stomach the taste of cheap liquor you should skip the middle man and go straight to AÀ cause you ain't built for this life son |
Five years in and I'm still fully functional so maybe the middle class can just deal with their booze better than poor people.
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