The Batlord

**** your work. Your wife can turn a few tricks for some extra money anyway. I'd pay.

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Chula Vista

It's lawsuit stuff so it's major important. We're shooting for $20+ million and I get 5%. My wife is still pretty hot but it'd take a while for her to turn $1,000,000.00 worth of tricks.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

:O I'll suck your dick, bro.

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Chula Vista

3.5 hours and still going. The owner of my company is getting deposed so we're doing a walk thru with our lawyers to prepare him. Freaking intense stuff.

No dick sucking, but I'll figure some way to celebrate with all of you MB derelicts if we win.

knock on wood peeps!

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Lilja

Jim Jefferies

Frownland

Getting back into watching stand up and I ****ing love Stanhope now.

Also, after revisiting Bill Hicks, I've decided that he took Carlin's spot on social commentary without bringing any of the funny. Are we supposed to be laughing at his mullet the whole time? That gets boring.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Frownland

^continuing off of Stanhope, if you watch one episode of Infowars, watch this one. Alex Jones tries to get a rise out of Stanhope and he just doesn't give a **** and returns with some logic that kind of stumps talkbox Jones for once.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk4-xeAvWqs

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

The Batlord

**** yes. I've been watching his specials for the past three days and they're epic. Except for the conspiracy bull**** Doug Stanhope is the man I see myself as in ten years: bitter, misanthropic, jaded, done with society in general, and perpetually drunk. Yeah, but more than now.

I totally identify with his bit about how it's bull**** that people who hate their jobs in their 20s all of a sudden care about them when they're in their 30s with a position of moderate authority. I know so many of these people working at ****ty fast food jobs. I'm like, our jobs are almost as irrelevant as the lives we are currently leading, and yet just because you're using it to support yourself and your family all of a sudden it's important? **** off, dumbass. Your paycheck is important, not the bull**** you've dedicated your life to.

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crimsonite

Louis C.K just had his first ever live performance in Finland a couple of weeks ago and I missed it. I hate my life.

Chula Vista

Damn. I hate your life too.

Watched an hour long show last night on Netflix. "Remembering Robin Williams". Not the greatest retrospective but still damn good and I gained some nice insights into the guy. Worth a watch.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”