games they should make

ladyislingering · 06-29-2014, 11:39 PM

for years I've been joking that there should be a video game where a retail employee has to navigate the salesfloor, avoiding customers, to get to the breakroom without being pestered/interrupted but the customer interactions would be really extreme (e.g.; customer is a cow with calves, breathes fire, you die) and every level would have a different layout with advancing difficulty.

**Janszoon** · 06-29-2014, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

for years I've been joking that there should be a video game where a retail employee has to navigate the salesfloor, avoiding customers, to get to the breakroom without being pestered/interrupted but the customer interactions would be really extreme (e.g.; customer is a cow with calves, breathes fire, you die) and every level would have a different layout with advancing difficulty.

I have to tell you, I've had pretty much this exact same idea.

ladyislingering · 06-29-2014, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I have to tell you, I've had pretty much this exact same idea.

complete with the power-ups that let you take the free route through the stock room to buy more time?

**Janszoon** · 06-29-2014, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

complete with the power-ups that let you take the free route through the stock room to buy more time?

No, that's all yours.

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