What are the steps to become famous?
 

Happy New Year everyone! My first question for this year and hope someone answers it is that what are the steps to become famous? To explain, aside from practicing what are some endorsements or something you must do to get a record deal or a movie contract. What people do you have to meet and what places do you have to go? One of the things that I do is suggested to someone is that I upload my music at soundcloud.com . I haven't uploaded any music because I haven't been composing for a while. But my composition teacher is coming back this Saturday so after we learn about counterpoint, then we start composing.

1. Get cool.
2. Have a party.
3. Profit.

Bleach your asshole

^Oh **** :laughing:

Okay that was stupid. I didn't ask a stupid question. Well I'll keep asking until I get a concise answer.

Okay that was stupid. I didn't ask a stupid question. I'll keep asking until I get a concise answer.

Bleach your a-hole.

Go to city hall in Los Angeles and purchase a fame license. Once you have that just go home and wait by the phone, people should be calling with record deals and whatnot within a day or so.

Okay thank you for your reply. I never heard of this fame license but it will be something that I will use in the future if it exists.

That's what we are here for.

I checked the internet, there is no such thing as a fame license. From my understanding, you have to go to the right places and meet the right people. I just need to know them. It doesn't have to be Hollywood, it can be Nashville or something.

Captain obvious, is that you?

What's with the obscure reply? Don't tell me everyone here are trolls.

Nah, I'm just bored if I'm being honest. Everyone around here is pretty cool.

Well if you are bored and it's just air revolving around your head. Why bother replying? I'm still waiting for a good answer.

Well, believe what you want, but the fame license is how I got famous.

The wait list for that is biblical. By the time their office finally gets around to reviewing your application they've updated the document and will reject it.

I never saw a fame license in the internet. So that means it doesn't exist. What about sending demos and auditioning? What happened to that?

Old school person-to-person interactions have been superseded by the accessibility of getting the fame license. You're not going to find in online on your first google search, that would be too easy.

The fame license is so exclusive, that you have to be famous to obtain one.

Everyone here are messed up. Then send me a link which contains a fame license.

You can't even send me a damn link?! Therefore a fame license doesn't exist.

Okay, here's your link.

Fame License

Edit: God damnit, Jans.

You can't even show me one website other than music banter. Therefore a fame license doesn't exist.

But that's very clever of you Jans. LOL

Sure I can. Here's a website other than Music Banter: Fat Chicks in Party Hats

Therefore a fame license exists.

The Comic Sans takes it to a whole new level.

Make a porno.

make a porn with james deen since he has that 'sign up on his site thing' and then write a blog about it like ashley tisdales sister did

Yeah, I want to apply for a bank loan and become the British James Dean.
I can hold a girls hand and tell her it'll be alright before blowing a load on her face.

Well of course there isn't.
Use your head, if they advertised they existed everybody would want one.

You need to get a recommendation from somebody who already has one.

^its like google plus

Well that is true.

Become a Scientologist.

Tweet celebs and get responses.

another vote for bleach ahole.

or get surgery until you are a flawless female and then make a sex take with ray j