Ben Affleck Is Now Batman

Engine · 08-27-2013, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Yeah, in Batman & Robin from 1997. It was largely forgettable for me.

How could you forget the smirking Batman who decided to wear a suit with nipples?

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I get the feeling that he might be a George Clooney type of Batman. Which isn't good.

Why would you think that? Clooney is a charismatic old-Hollywood throwback while Affleck has proved that he can play a toughguy with zero charisma. That's pretty much Batman.

djchameleon · 08-27-2013, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Why would you think that? Clooney is a charismatic old-Hollywood throwback while Affleck has proved that he can play a toughguy with zero charisma. That's pretty much Batman.

See I don't think he pulls off the batman part but he has enough charisma to pull off the Bruce Wayne aspect of it.

Engine · 08-27-2013, 05:55 AM

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See I don't think he pulls off the batman part but he has enough charisma to pull off the Bruce Wayne aspect of it.

Sure but Wayne is barely significant. Affleck can play a charismatic, spoiled rich aristocrat for a few minutes.

**Janszoon** · 08-27-2013, 05:59 AM

I'll support this on the condition that Affleck uses his southie accent from Good Will Hunting as his Batman voice.

Engine · 08-27-2013, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I'll support this on the condition that Affleck uses his southie accent from Good Will Hunting as his Batman voice.

Eh, it'll all be voice modulated anyway (hopefully not as much as BaleMan was). Really all that matters is the chin. Affleck's got a Batman chin. And he's kinda tall. Really any famous tall dude with a manly chin could play Batman. Ben Affleck totally deserves the millions of dollars that he will earn for putting in his time.

**Janszoon** · 08-27-2013, 06:09 AM

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Eh, it'll all be voice modulated anyway (hopefully not as much as BaleMan was). Really all that matters is the chin. Affleck's got a Batman chin. And he's kinda tall. Really any famous tall dude with a manly chin could play Batman. Ben Affleck totally deserves the millions of dollars that he will earn for putting in his time.

I was joking.

Engine · 08-27-2013, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I was joking.

And your jokes are met with truth. It's a sad thing indeed.

Burning Down · 08-27-2013, 06:24 AM

Clooney was good as Bruce Wayne I think though. It has been years since I saw the film.

Was Clooney's suit the only one that had nipple armor? I can't remember if Keaton or Kilmer had the same kind of suit, and I'm pretty sure Bale didn't either. Not that I'm checking out their nipples or anything...

Engine · 08-27-2013, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Clooney was good as Bruce Wayne I think though. It has been years since I saw the film.

Was Clooney's suit the only one that had nipple armor? I can't remember if Keaton or Kilmer had the same kind of suit, and I'm pretty sure Bale didn't either. Not that I'm checking out their nipples or anything...

Clooney is the only nipple-Batman. He was a punk who now laughs at Affleck

bob. · 08-27-2013, 10:06 AM

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Plus, Ben Affleck is Daredevil. Daredevil can't be Batman, it's unpossible.

indeed

it is kwown that crossing the Marvel Universe with the DC Universe is much like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters

"it would be bad"

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Clooney was good as Bruce Wayne I think though. It has been years since I saw the film. Was Clooney's suit the only one that had nipple armor? I can't remember if Keaton or Kilmer had the same kind of suit, and I'm pretty sure Bale didn't either. Not that I'm checking out their nipples or anything...