Most annoying TV cliches

OccultHawk · 03-19-2017, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Or when supposed sword fighting experts spin their swords for no apparent reason. What did that just accomplish besides possibly losing control of your sword and it flying from your hand?

Potentially lobs the head off someone sneaking up to stab you in the back.

The Batlord · 03-19-2017, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Potentially lobs the head off someone sneaking up to stab you in the back.

Most likely your own tho.

OccultHawk · 03-19-2017, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Most likely your own tho.

I think we'd both agree that that would make for fantastic television.

**Frownland** · 03-19-2017, 12:00 PM

This whole show.

**Janszoon** · 03-19-2017, 12:03 PM

That cliche of the History Channel having shows about history. I'm so glad that did away with that.

**Frownland** · 03-19-2017, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

That cliche of the History Channel having shows about history. I'm so glad that did away with that.

Judging by the rise of Stalin and Mussolini shows, I think that the Hitler cliche is dying out too.

Lisnaholic · 04-09-2017, 05:28 PM

Anybody else notice how the police in detective shows are incapable of investigating a murder until they've made an attractive display board for it?
I can only presume the initial dialogue in the police station goes like this:-

- This is a tough case!
- I'm on it, sarge. I´ve already taken a bunch of photos out of their files.
- Well done! We're gonna need some more drawing pins. Detective, go buy some coloured tapes too. Let's go pink, yellow and blue for this one.
...And who's got a map haven't cut up yet?

Surely that should be the first act of the drama? The police rushing out for office supplies.

Key · 04-09-2017, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

This whole show.

Thank you!

Thelonious Monkey · 04-09-2017, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

This whole show.

Was I the only one who thought this show was like just really ****ing meh?

Key · 04-09-2017, 05:34 PM

I couldn't get into it after the first episode.

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Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Anybody else notice how the police in detective shows are incapable of investigating a murder until they've made an attractive display board for it? I can only presume the initial dialogue in the police station goes like this:- - This is a tough case! - I'm on it, sarge. I´ve already taken a bunch of photos out of their files. - Well done! We're gonna need some more drawing pins. Detective, go buy some coloured tapes too. Let's go pink, yellow and blue for this one. ...And who's got a map haven't cut up yet? Surely that should be the first act of the drama? The police rushing out for office supplies. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I couldn't get into it after the first episode.