Quality Cucumber

I spent all of last year working my way through the filmography of David Decoteau. By chance, I purchased A Talking Cat!?! on DVD from a Blockbuster during a closing sale. I had a feeling about the movie as I placed it on top of my stack of bargain bin trash, but I had no idea just how far it would stretch my concept of bad.



Ohhh, sweet glory.

I've seen 19 of his 117 films, and each one is worse than the last:

A Talking Cat!?!
Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper
3 Wicked Witches
A Pony Tale (A Talking Pony!?!)
Badass Showdown
An Easter Bunny Puppy (The masterpiece.)
A Halloween Puppy
1313: Cougar Cult
1313: Bigfoot Island
1313: Giant Killer Bees!
Christmas Spirit (A Christmas Puppy)
Puppet Master 3: Toulon’s Revenge
Puppet Master 6: Curse of the Puppet Master
Puppet Master 7: Retro Puppet Master (Starring a young Greg Sestero of The Room fame.)
Puppet Master 9: Axis of Evil
House of Usher
Leeches!
Skeletons
Dreamaniac

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