The world's worst movies

innerspaceboy · 03-03-2015, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I could only take about twenty minutes of that torture.

I feel your pain, Batlord.

And for the few of our members who haven't experienced Birdemic yet - NOTHING HAPPENS for the first 3/4 of the movie - just pointless footage of a man who has difficulty walk-acting and who has similar trouble pronouncing the phrase, "solar panels." That's about it. And then, quite suddenly, THIS happens.

Absolutely brilliant.

YorkeDaddy · 03-03-2015, 11:59 PM

In Birdemic I think there's actually a scene where the dude like goes to get gas in the middle of some random day before the birds attack

It's been a while. Had a great night watching that with some friends

**Janszoon** · 03-04-2015, 06:38 AM

One of my favorite pieces of terrible dialog ever from a bad movie, Shark Attack 3:

Chula Vista · 03-04-2015, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Should be Chandler and Joey, obviously.

Don't you mean Ross and Joey?

ReadyMadeFour64 · 10-20-2015, 09:30 PM

Hey guys! I have a question for you.

What is the worst movie you have seen. It can't be so bad it's good or intentionally bad. It has to at least try...

I got a few movies I will start the thread with:

CARTOON ALLSTARS TO THE RESCUE

GROWN UPS 2

HOWARD THE DUCK

grindy · 10-21-2015, 05:08 AM

http://www.musicbanter.com/media/659...st-movies.html

JGuy Grungeman · 02-21-2016, 05:04 PM

Super Mario Bros. (I enjoyed it for it's horrible filmmaking, though).
Ring of Terror, not even a horror movie.
Neverending Story 2
any epiosde of MST3K
Batman and Robin

OK, I'm gonna get trashed for this... but I haven't seen a lot of bad movies, so this is in.

Enter the Dragon. It was hokey and the fight scenes were clearly too staged. At least it looked real in movies like Ip Man and Crouching Tiger, heck, even Supercop. Supercop was dumb as hell, but it was still good. This was just... ugh. I understand it had a plot, but I was disappointed in a lot of it. The movie was just Bruce Lee mentally punching his former teachers of martial arts styles he didn't agree with in the face, and he was a drop out in a lot of them. I'll never forget that scene in the background where multiple karate black belts were practicing white-belt level blocking techniques. Obviously, Bruce Lee was making a shot at Japanese martial arts. And although a lot of Chinese cinema does that, Bruce Lee didn't do it well. The plot was just hokey. I mean,

Spoiler for Spoiler:

. What the hell is that?And let's not forget,

Spoiler for Spoiler:

The acting wasn't very good, I could see some clear misses in the fight scenes, and it lacked character development in some areas. Sure, there were some cool fight scenes and some interesting plot elements, but I think it needed a lot of work. It just felt like Bruce Lee acting like he's better than every martial art he dropped out of just because he's in a movie.

Paul Smeenus · 02-21-2016, 07:03 PM

This is the worst scene in the worst movie I've ever seen (Hal Needham's "Megaforce"), badly dubbed into German (I think). It's the first movie I think of when asked, the bad dub job is just a bonus

**Frownland** · 02-21-2016, 07:06 PM

Incredible.

grindy · 02-21-2016, 11:43 PM

He calls the bike his "old egg".

No, it's not an existing German expression.

03-04-2015, 06:38 AM	#103 (permalink)
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02-21-2016, 05:04 PM	#107 (permalink)
JGuy Grungeman Primo Celebate Sexiness Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 2,662	Super Mario Bros. (I enjoyed it for it's horrible filmmaking, though). Ring of Terror, not even a horror movie. Neverending Story 2 any epiosde of MST3K Batman and Robin OK, I'm gonna get trashed for this... but I haven't seen a lot of bad movies, so this is in. Enter the Dragon. It was hokey and the fight scenes were clearly too staged. At least it looked real in movies like Ip Man and Crouching Tiger, heck, even Supercop. Supercop was dumb as hell, but it was still good. This was just... ugh. I understand it had a plot, but I was disappointed in a lot of it. The movie was just Bruce Lee mentally punching his former teachers of martial arts styles he didn't agree with in the face, and he was a drop out in a lot of them. I'll never forget that scene in the background where multiple karate black belts were practicing white-belt level blocking techniques. Obviously, Bruce Lee was making a shot at Japanese martial arts. And although a lot of Chinese cinema does that, Bruce Lee didn't do it well. The plot was just hokey. I mean, Spoiler for Spoiler: A martial artist is hired to infiltrate a martial arts tournament ran by a slave-driving narcotics mobster who killed the martial artist's sister? . What the hell is that?And let's not forget, Spoiler for Spoiler: the scene near the end when the weak, sloppy slaves were freed and attacked the professional, healthy martial arts fighters AND WON was completely hokey. The acting wasn't very good, I could see some clear misses in the fight scenes, and it lacked character development in some areas. Sure, there were some cool fight scenes and some interesting plot elements, but I think it needed a lot of work. It just felt like Bruce Lee acting like he's better than every martial art he dropped out of just because he's in a movie. __________________ I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

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02-21-2016, 11:43 PM	#110 (permalink)
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