Originally Posted by Gucci Little Piggy

I told you I wouldn't pay you for that godawful excuse for a blowjob you gave me. >=(

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I told you, I don't swallow for anyone! I like to spit it into a jar and keep it in my basement.

Originally Posted by Gucci Little Piggy

I willl consider paying you for a bit BUT! I do want my semen back or else it's no deal.

Originally Posted by Burning Down

What sort of guy asks for his semen back?

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Lagos, nigeria.

Attention: The president/ceo

Dear sir,

Confidential business proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the nigerian chambers of commerce and industry, i have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of nigeria apex bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the nigerian national petroleum corporation (nnpc). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Originally Posted by Gucci Little Piggy

I willl consider paying you for a bit BUT! I do want my semen back or else it's no deal.

Originally Posted by Burning Down

What sort of guy asks for his semen back?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I understand his point on this one. What if I sold it to some unscrupulous woman who got pregnant with it and then sued him for child support. I've done that before for cigarette money.

Originally Posted by brianwhite159

...pass a log...