Best Worst Movies of All Time

Zarko · 08-07-2010, 09:28 PM

Of all time!

Although I do love quality movie making, I don't think there is anything better than finding a terribad movie that is actually enjoyable to watch. Finding the very best of the very worst and sharing it with your mates is a great experience - Nothing ever prepares you for the absolute quality humour that comes with terrible cinema. I tried finding a similar thread via search but couldn't. So, From Z grade to B grade, lets catalogue some of our favourites.

Deadly Prey
The apex of bad Rambo knock-offs, Deadly Prey is pure hilarity. I mean, just looking at the box art, you know it's going to be ****ing awesome.

Storyline? Who gives a damn... But the basic premise is, a group of mercenaries are hired by some bastard, and to 'train' they are to kidnap a bunch of innocent people and then hunt them down after releasing them. Big deal right? Wrong. One of those people is Mike Danton, ex-Vietnam superman. So what happens? Of course Danton just proceeds to fuck them all up one by one. After this he hunts down the boss, who happened to be the very same bloke who trained him in Vietnam!!! Whodathunkit?!?! Either way has some of the most hilarious moments ever. Heres the trailer and a few choice scenes...

It is difficult to fathom just how awesome this movie is. I didn't want to show most of the kills because, hell, thats the reason you watch the damn thing right???

THE ENDING: In **** movies there is always an amazing end. Well it's no different here. Kick arse one on one. Weaponry choices are also amazing. Heck if the rest of the movie was a total qiece of crap, then it would be worth it just for this ending.

**** rating: 10 Twigs out of 10

bob. · 08-07-2010, 10:23 PM

late 80's typical loser good guy against upper class bad guys flick....but with BMX BIKES!!!!!

"plot"
local paper boy and super "Rad" bmx'er Cru, wants to race with the big boys on the "factory" team especially Bart....of course with Bart is his ex girlfriend Christian, an amateur racer....who just happens to fall in love with Cru....they bike dance to "Send Me An Angel"....yeah BIKE DANCE!

so yeah you can feel the love.....bvut HELLTRACK is in the future....can Cru prove his skills to Christian and defeat the rich "factory" guys....FUCK YEAH... of course he can....but what fun it is watching him try....and he has a continuous game with the local cops....classic

why this has not been re-released is beyond me

jackhammer · 08-07-2010, 10:24 PM

I thought you did something similar a few months back? I love crap movies and always will because I KNOW they are crap and I don't expect anything from them. I have a few I will post on soon.

This is one ready for review

Zarko · 08-07-2010, 10:30 PM

I did the exploitation thread but it's sorta different. These are jsut plain great/bad movies. But if you think they should be merged, you're the mod.

I have some ****ing doozys in line though.

swim · 08-07-2010, 10:48 PM

Zarko · 08-07-2010, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bob.

haha win.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-07-2010, 10:56 PM

I guess there's a bigger case for the original but I've never seen it.
I must have seen this movie about 1000 times in my youth.

I never realised George Clooney was in it

DoctorSoft · 08-08-2010, 12:04 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIBwVHuZC74

There is a scene where a man runs into a "force feild" which burns half his face off, and then runs around for the rest of the movie like that.

Zarko · 08-17-2010, 12:35 AM

I dunno what could really describe this terrible movie. Terrible in a hilarious way of course, Samurai Cop is sort of like a wannabe Lethal Weapon I suppose with some cheesy attempt at 'depth' with the white cop mastering the way of the Samurai. Yeah it really is as bad as you would expect from here on out, but it has some of the worst lines, acting, editing, you name it, which makes it a joy to watch. Other than, I'll let these clips speak for themselves.

glastonelle · 08-17-2010, 02:57 AM

Secret dinosaur factory sets loose on a town, with the sheriff and his token hot blonde babe (also totally useless) being the only ones who can save the day. Sh*tty acting, finger-puppet dinosaurs, and plenty of boobs to try and keep the guys interrested - but totally KICK-ASS!

08-07-2010, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zarko Barely Disheveled Zombie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,196	Best Worst Movies of All Time Of all time! Although I do love quality movie making, I don't think there is anything better than finding a terribad movie that is actually enjoyable to watch. Finding the very best of the very worst and sharing it with your mates is a great experience - Nothing ever prepares you for the absolute quality humour that comes with terrible cinema. I tried finding a similar thread via search but couldn't. So, From Z grade to B grade, lets catalogue some of our favourites. Deadly Prey The apex of bad Rambo knock-offs, Deadly Prey is pure hilarity. I mean, just looking at the box art, you know it's going to be **ing awesome. Storyline? Who gives a damn... But the basic premise is, a group of mercenaries are hired by some bastard, and to 'train' they are to kidnap a bunch of innocent people and then hunt them down after releasing them. Big deal right? Wrong. One of those people is Mike Danton, ex-Vietnam superman. So what happens? Of course Danton just proceeds to fuck them all up one by one. After this he hunts down the boss, who happened to be the very same bloke who trained him in Vietnam!!! Whodathunkit?!?! Either way has some of the most hilarious moments ever. Heres the trailer and a few choice scenes... It is difficult to fathom just how awesome this movie is. I didn't want to show most of the kills because, hell, thats the reason you watch the damn thing right??? THE ENDING: In movies there is always an amazing end. Well it's no different here. Kick arse one on one. Weaponry choices are also amazing. Heck if the rest of the movie was a total qiece of crap, then it would be worth it just for this ending. ** rating: 10 Twigs out of 10

08-07-2010, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	late 80's typical loser good guy against upper class bad guys flick....but with BMX BIKES!!!!! "plot" local paper boy and super "Rad" bmx'er Cru, wants to race with the big boys on the "factory" team especially Bart....of course with Bart is his ex girlfriend Christian, an amateur racer....who just happens to fall in love with Cru....they bike dance to "Send Me An Angel"....yeah BIKE DANCE! so yeah you can feel the love.....bvut HELLTRACK is in the future....can Cru prove his skills to Christian and defeat the rich "factory" guys....FUCK YEAH... of course he can....but what fun it is watching him try....and he has a continuous game with the local cops....classic why this has not been re-released is beyond me __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

08-07-2010, 10:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I thought you did something similar a few months back? I love crap movies and always will because I KNOW they are crap and I don't expect anything from them. I have a few I will post on soon. This is one ready for review __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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08-07-2010, 10:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I guess there's a bigger case for the original but I've never seen it. I must have seen this movie about 1000 times in my youth. I never realised George Clooney was in it __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-07-2010, 10:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zarko Barely Disheveled Zombie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,196	I did the exploitation thread but it's sorta different. These are jsut plain great/bad movies. But if you think they should be merged, you're the mod. I have some ****ing doozys in line though.

08-08-2010, 12:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIBwVHuZC74 There is a scene where a man runs into a "force feild" which burns half his face off, and then runs around for the rest of the movie like that.

08-17-2010, 12:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Zarko Barely Disheveled Zombie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,196	I dunno what could really describe this terrible movie. Terrible in a hilarious way of course, Samurai Cop is sort of like a wannabe Lethal Weapon I suppose with some cheesy attempt at 'depth' with the white cop mastering the way of the Samurai. Yeah it really is as bad as you would expect from here on out, but it has some of the worst lines, acting, editing, you name it, which makes it a joy to watch. Other than, I'll let these clips speak for themselves.

08-17-2010, 02:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
glastonelle lets make a mess, lioness Join Date: May 2010 Location: NZ Posts: 400	Secret dinosaur factory sets loose on a town, with the sheriff and his token hot blonde babe (also totally useless) being the only ones who can save the day. Sh*tty acting, finger-puppet dinosaurs, and plenty of boobs to try and keep the guys interrested - but totally KICK-ASS!