Get off my lawn!

Only when you stop calling Fox News to complain about the god damn immigrants!

Anyhow back on topic.

I use to collect Magic: The Gathering cards as a child however I was never really taught how to play the game, so I just assumed that my card that had a troll holding an axe beat your card that had a picture of a field on it.

Yeah I had the silver surfer mega canon deck that **** is soooo coool maaaan and noooot neeeeerdyyy

what in the hell are you nerds talkin about

Sweet, now we can all come here to laugh at the nerds and make them revisit the no doubt traumatic highschool years...=D

^Pft, you two are just jealous. Who wouldn't like pretending you're a mighty wizard conjuring up monsters and spells in a card game ripe with collector's potential? Nothing nerdy about it, I'm sure beefier outdoor types would love it too. :p:

I always liked the Lhurgoyf. He was one of the first supermonsters I ever met in M:tG and it's not that it was kickass which I found interesting, but I love the conceptuals. The Lhurgoyf feeds off corpses so naturally the more creatures there are in the graveyards, the mightier it becomes! I think it was the first card I truly noticed had such a conceptual quality about it.

http://sales.starcitygames.com/cards...E/lhurgoyf.jpg

Besides, I love the quotations they'd put on the cards. "Ach! Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!"

Any other favourites?

i'm sorry but i dont need no stinkin card to tell me how to pretend,...all i need is a tutu, a tree, and plenty of time

oh man, i used to be so incredibly addicted to this game. i don't remember what the official count was - some ungodly number like 11,000 cards or something. i sold them all (for a lot less than i should have) before i went off to university all those years ago.

i wish i still had them - some of the full sets and rare cards i had would fetch more than a few buck today :)

i liked Icy Manipulator myself. i had a whole deck that had cards designed to tap opponent cards, while at the same time to generate hordes of 1/1 token creatures. it was brutally efficient, and very hard to beat.

I don't know what you're talking about, I was hotsauce in highschool baby.

Also, you have more posts about **** in the "what are you reading section" than you do in any other section...do not deny your people.

I may have had nerdy interests, but I don't think I've really been percieved as a nerd by people who didn't know me back in the days. If they did, at least they didn't tell me. :p: