So anyways, she fights her way out of the tentacle rape, and manages to do the jump with ease, and suddenly we're both at the top. And of course, since she's so massively stupid, further idiotic instructions follow.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10643.jpg

Followed by the greatest mind**** of all time.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10644.jpg

Anyone remember how big the church was? No? no? okay then.

Did we just turn into giants or something. Anyways, while we're still on the roof, of the tiny church where our enemies reside, we decide to spend a bit of time talking about them.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10646.jpg

...wait wait wait the turks?

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/arti...7040346724.jpg

I don't want to be fighting them, they're the proud Turks :(

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10648.jpg

Something tells me we're no longer talking about the same Turks, I don't know whether to be relieved or dissapointed.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10649.jpg

I wish I could finally be involved in some dirty stuff on the side.

So anyways, we finally decide to run away, y'know lest they grow brains and check the roof.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10650.jpg

No wonder she doesn't want to sleep with me, she's so out of shape she wouldn't be able to handle it. Handle what you say? Well...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10477.jpg

Moving on.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10651.jpg

Blow job: you're doing it wrong.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10652.jpg

Slow down? I've been standing still for the last three frames you ungreatful out of shape cow. No wonder you wear such a baggy pink dress, IT'S TO CONCEAL THE FAT >:(

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10653.jpg

Just like that you're recovered? Well whatever, stupid bitch.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f/SDC10654.jpg

You might have made it off, but I'm still far from satisfied :(

would you recommend this to someone who has never played through a final fantasy game before?

I'm also tempted to download it.

Well it won't be as hilarious as reading this thread, but sure it is a great game.

What's your PSN ID?

You spend entirely too much time trolling 4chan, Comus.

Continuation of the story please, you lazy tit! What happens to Tore? :(

Come on Comus dont leave us with blue balls, finish this. =\

Get on the ball, buddy