So, after a moderate explosion and a massive fall, the screen goes black, and a kind of inner/outer mono/dialogue ensues, it's hard to tell what the hell is going on here. Voice acting got rid of so much amibuity, shame the actual acting sucks.

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It? IT? I have a name douchebags. I'm also a person, "it" doesn't really qualify, I don't look like my real self where I could possible be mistaken for a girl due to the long hair. But here? No I don't accept that.

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I have a feeling we could have skipped a large portion of the game and just skipped to this if that fucking slut had actually stuck up to her part of the bargain. I paid that gil and I expect to get the loving I deserve from it.

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I was better in the last picture when I could stare up your skirt.

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You whore yourself out in a church? What blasphemy is this!

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Yeah, err sorry about that, I can explain.

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The whole rush of it all, it just excited me a bit too much. That and I had been promised loving soo much. Also premature ejaculation is always funny, especially if you can hit someone with it. You might want to wash that off...

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Yeah, because old wood is not at all hard or painful, although in your profession I'm sure you get to know a lot about that sort of thing.

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What kind of stupid fucking question is that? If it's hers she's taking some pretty hefty advantage of church property. Then again she is using it as a whorehouse, so I wouldn't put it past the bitch.

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Your logic, it astounds me.

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Unlike the fucking girls, none of them want to bloom into little women. I have an extending mechanism in my pants that will do it for them for free, but nooo.

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We've been meeting now for the past 10 or so pictures, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And attention seeking ensues.

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Yeah I remember you, you're that whore that sold me your flower under false pretenses. I'm still pretty damn pissed off about that.

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Since the option for "whore who ripped me off" was unavailable. I'm pretty sure I remember smelling liquor on your breath. And you'd have to be drunk to wear that dress in the slums!

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Have you ever heard of a term "the customers always right?" Clearly not, becuase then you would also have heard about proper service and not ripping people off. Giving me a flower for a whole gil and then buggering off means I no longer have any respect for you, bitch.

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I AM NOT FORGIVING YOU

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What kind of stupid bitch ass question is that? I'm standing here, with mako eyes, and stupidly oversized muscles, do I look like I don't have materia?

However, the inner rage must be combatted with outer cool.

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So here I am beginning to wonder what this crazy whore is all about. Asking me about materia, she still hasn't washed off my little accident.

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You mean like inbetween your legs? ZING

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Yeah since you know, all materia has a use.

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Lies make baby jesus cry. You clearly don't know shit about materia.

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Have you ever heard of the three ellipses rule? Ah, so that materia is what keeps you from losing your mind while out whoring in the slums eh?

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I bought you, and that didn't lead to sex, so what fucking good will talking do? My choice was clear.

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Instead, I whip out my penis.

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Yeah damn straight you see, what are you going to do with it bitch?

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What the hell lady? Let me refer to the correct response.

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So...?

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*victory music*

So, my victory music seems premature, much like my previous ejaculation. This bitch wants to exchange names and whatnot.

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Yeah, because as a faceless whore you really need to know the name of all your clients. Actually I suppose you do need a name other than "MONEY" to shout out when we get busy.

So, what should I name my secondary love interest. She's a whore, but relatively pretty, but she also rips me off...

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hrm...


















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:D?

No, nevermind, that would just be confusing.

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Better, I suppose.

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It's pretty established by now that you're not the flower girl at all, you're just a cheap slut, whoring yourself out one gil at a time.

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Also know as disgruntled customer, when are we going to get down and dirty?

Ah, more questions, you really do like talking don't you? What do I do? Well.

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Apart from slum girls, clearly, they just don't put out.

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Wow, passed your int check did you? That would be a first.

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Whatever, or whoever... :D? :D? Like you, if only.

Hahaha, awesome read :D I gotta keep an eye on this. I wanna know what the **** I'm up to! Where did I go after that bridge disaster?

FFVII is great, but I never actually played the whole thing. I did complete number 6 though.