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Old 04-14-2009, 04:06 PM   #61 (permalink)
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^Looks hilarious!
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Old 04-14-2009, 04:09 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Got a free ticket to see this rubbish with about 10 other mates.
There was about 20 of us in the cinema, about an hour into it we were so bored of the film everybody in the cinema was ignoring it & were just chatting amongst each other & having popcorn fights.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:01 PM   #63 (permalink)
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^ Dunno what spiked that critic's drink, 'cos this what comes to mind for me. Terrible acting, terrible effects, a script which was probably written by a 5 year-old over a bowl of corn flakes - awful, awful movie.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:18 PM   #64 (permalink)
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maybe the original text was: ' 'One of the best horror movies I've seen this year'... is what I would be telling you if this wasn't a steaming pile of horseshit'
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:13 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Two Hours of people treading water...contradicts itself the whole movie.

Kung Pow

Bought a bunch of VHS about a year ago and this was in it, I have tried to watch it about 5 times thinking it will be good wwhen ****ed up on something, but no, It always sucks.
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Old 04-15-2009, 06:38 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Im too lazy to find a pic of the cover, but the movie 'Torque' was the worst movie I have seen, I couldnt even finish watching it, it stars Ice Cube and Fredro Starr, its about a street bike gang and it ****ing sucks, you almost get embarassed watching it cuz its so bad.
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:37 PM   #67 (permalink)
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christ i hate this movie so much. it has no discernable plot, no real conflict of any kind, it's boring and stupid as fuck. the humor is awful (if existent at all). how this ever got canonized as a "classic" i will never be able to tell, but i'm willing to be it has something to do with ten billion morons who all subside on weed.

fuck it, fuck Tommy Chong, and stoner movies in general. this is the absolute biggest piece of shit i've had to sit through.
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:42 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Jesus you have never seen a bad movie in your life.

Criticizing movies for a lack of plot or even conflcit is not a valid criticism, unless you want to write off a good margin of foreign and indie cinema. There's a lot of great films that don't have a real plot or even conflict.

I consider Dazed & Confused to be an excellent movie, and I'm not a stoner.
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:51 PM   #69 (permalink)
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whoops, put it in the wrong thread. meant to be overrated, not worst of all time. now for that you actually have to go back to Cheech and Chong's crap.

i don't dislike the 'no-plot' thing that filmmakers do. i loved Clerks. i just didn't think there was anything in this movie that i found remotely appealing.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:24 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Kung Pow

Bought a bunch of VHS about a year ago and this was in it, I have tried to watch it about 5 times thinking it will be good wwhen ****ed up on something, but no, It always sucks.
I like that movie. It's so cheesy and retarded it's funny.
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