Worst Movies of All Time (soundtrack, title, review, career)

Seltzer · 04-12-2009, 07:20 PM

Ok, here are some Dracula 3000 clips for those who aren't convinced.

Molecules · 04-12-2009, 07:20 PM

talking about bad films is THRICE as fun as watching the bastards. I can't take it if I'm with other people, I get so embarrassed for humanity I have to leave rooms

CATWOMAN - I looked this up out of curiosity the other day and it really looks like the legends were true

clip (won't embed)

boo boo · 04-12-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

you people are crazy.

that movie was terrible.

You're the crazy one if THAT was the first movie that came to mind.

You have obviously never seen a bad movie in your life.

Well take it from a pro when it comes to bad movies.

Labyrinth is awesome, the songs are awesome, the art style is awesome, and the effects are still amazing even by todays standards, I watched a special about how they made the film and how they made all the creatures and it was amazing, even critters who only appeared in the background had a lot of detail put in them.

You should be able to distinguish the difference between a film that's obviously not geared towards your kind of audience and a bad film. It's a fantasy film for kids, it's like Lewis Carrol meets Monty Python meets the Muppets (which are all awesome, so combine them and what do you get? An awesome movie), honestly there's nothing that makes Wizard of Oz a great movie and yet this a bad movie, it's the same exact kind of movie.

But anyway, I'll play your sick little game and mention a movie a lot of people (but in this case only pretentious film snobs) actually like.

What a piece of sh*t, this managed to be stupid, boring, offensive, horribly made and incoherent all at once. Apparrently an indie classic because... I dunno, there's a guy with sunglasses?

Molecules · 04-12-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer

Ok, here are some Dracula 3000 clips for those who aren't convinced.

we have a winner
That was the bloke from Starship Troopers wasn't it? Someone should put Coolio out of his misery

boo boo · 04-12-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Flesh & Blood
Yeah, it's a Paul Verhoeven movie, but you know what? It's still garbage. The premise could potentially have lead to it being a good movie but it didn't. The whole concept of the woman being raped repeatedly until she falls in love with her rapist is obviously fairly offensive, but beyond that the movie is just a poorly written, poorly acted piece of crap. I'm not a dick though, so I won't suggest that the Netherlands should be destroyed because of it. Maybe just Amsterdam.

Ah it was just ok.

If you're gonna mention ANY Verhoeven movie on this thread, why not the obvious?

spark10036 · 04-12-2009, 07:57 PM

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boo boo · 04-12-2009, 08:01 PM

Why not just mention the entire Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer filmography?

But I think they have met they're match in the Wayans bros.

WOW is all I can say.

spark10036 · 04-12-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Why not just mention the entire Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer filmography?

But I think they have met they're match in the Wayans bros.

WOW is all I can say.

cause I liked the first scary movie...

boo boo · 04-12-2009, 08:06 PM

The Scary Movie series gets a pass just because I like Anna Faris.

anticipation · 04-12-2009, 08:10 PM

say anything with john/joan cusack (can't tell the difference, they've both got balls & man voices).

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