Worst Movies of All Time

TheCunningStunt · 07-20-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by James

The werewolf guy marries a baby, as in an actual baby. Like crying and milk and ****. They have sexy times. Twilight 4 is going to be renamed Pedophile Monthly at this rate. Maybe it's a mormon thing?

I wouldn't put it past the makers of Twilight for boy 2 to marry a baby, I'd put that down as a predictable twist.

They really are sh*t, though I'd contemplate watching it if there was a baby-adult wedding, it'd be lulz.

DoctorSoft · 07-20-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

wat?

Apparently in the second movie Edward and Bella have a baby and then Jacob falls in love with it. He doesn't wanna be a pedo so he stays in werewolf form, which doesn't make him age I guess??? Then when the baby grows up and they're around the same age they fall in love.

It's stupid, I know.

edit: Nevermind, already explained.

TheCunningStunt · 07-20-2010, 05:28 PM

Nice try, I suppose.

glastonelle · 07-21-2010, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan

Apparently in the second movie Edward and Bella have a baby and then Jacob falls in love with it. He doesn't wanna be a pedo so he stays in werewolf form, which doesn't make him age I guess??? Then when the baby grows up and they're around the same age they fall in love.

It's stupid, I know.

edit: Nevermind, already explained.

Its some stupid thing to do with werewolves 'imprinting' (basically them finding their soulmate and loving them forever and ever - sunsets and picnics and all that jazz) and Jacob, the werewolf, imprints on Bella and Edward's baby (sparkly vampire and his pathetic girlfriend). Oh, and since Jacob's a werewolf he doesnt age. So when the baby grows up he'll still be there and yes, eventually fall in love.

I have to vote for Twilight being one of the worst movies of all time. Its truely hideous. I read the books a long time ago because I'd got really good recommendations, but hated them. I saw the first movie, but skipped the next two. I refuse to pay money to see that crap.

Nine Black Poppies · 07-21-2010, 03:56 AM

I wouldn't call the Twilight movies "the worst movies ever" by any long shot. The acting is wooden as hell, but I've seen worse. The plot is wrought with angsty cliches and is ultimately kind of predictably boring, but I've seen worse. Etc. That's what's so bloody stupid about them--they're too bland to be even worth hating. They're just exactly what they are and that's it.

And for the record, I'm actually excited about the fourth movie. Because if a mainstream Hollywood movie can be made where a werewolf falls in love with a half-vampire baby, then all bets are f***ing off and the sky is the limit. Anything has a chance at not just being made but making money, no matter how insane the concept might be. That's actually kind of encouraging.

mr dave · 07-21-2010, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

This 90 minute Nintendo advertisement thinly disguised as a movie.

it was also the first time most kids would get a chance to see Super Mario Brothers 3 in action for a few minutes before it was released and therefore one of the greatest movies at the time for its target market. there's no way in hell it was going to age well though, but was ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS for a summer.

**Janszoon** · 07-21-2010, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mr dave

it was also the first time most kids would get a chance to see Super Mario Brothers 3 in action for a few minutes before it was released and therefore one of the greatest movies at the time for its target market. there's no way in hell it was going to age well though, but was ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS for a summer.

Haha, I never saw that movie but I do remember when it came out. I was so excited by the glimpses of Super Mario 3 in the previews!

Antonio · 07-21-2010, 02:40 PM

i'll just leave these here

DoctorSoft · 07-21-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

i'll just leave these here

That movie is hilarious.

TalentSearch · 07-22-2010, 02:29 AM

disaster movie was truly a disaster

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Nine Black Poppies Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A State of Denial Posts: 357	I wouldn't call the Twilight movies "the worst movies ever" by any long shot. The acting is wooden as hell, but I've seen worse. The plot is wrought with angsty cliches and is ultimately kind of predictably boring, but I've seen worse. Etc. That's what's so bloody stupid about them--they're too bland to be even worth hating. They're just exactly what they are and that's it. And for the record, I'm actually excited about the fourth movie. Because if a mainstream Hollywood movie can be made where a werewolf falls in love with a half-vampire baby, then all bets are f***ing off and the sky is the limit. Anything has a chance at not just being made but making money, no matter how insane the concept might be. That's actually kind of encouraging. __________________ Like carnivores to carnal pleasures, so were we to desperate measures...

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