Worst Movies of All Time (indie, effects, classic, quote)

**Janszoon** · 04-12-2009, 07:08 PM

Flesh & Blood
Yeah, it's a Paul Verhoeven movie, but you know what? It's still garbage. The premise could potentially have lead to it being a good movie but it didn't. The whole concept of the woman being raped repeatedly until she falls in love with her rapist is obviously fairly offensive, but beyond that the movie is just a poorly written, poorly acted piece of crap. I'm not a dick though, so I won't suggest that the Netherlands should be destroyed because of it. Maybe just Amsterdam.

**Janszoon** · 04-12-2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

i love David Bowie to death but there was no excuse for this:

think Wizard of Oz meets Cats meets a bum on the street who offered to write the screenplay. ugh.

Good god, what's wrong with you man? Labyrinth is a classic.

Seltzer · 04-12-2009, 07:09 PM

I've heard that the Troll movies are so bad that they're funny - I must see them.

And Dracula 3000 is a right turd of a movie.

Molecules · 04-12-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

i love David Bowie to death but there was no excuse for this:

think Wizard of Oz meets Cats meets a bum on the street who offered to write the screenplay. ugh.

YOU sir, are in error.

Although I f*cking hate Jennifer Connelly ever since some chat show she was on, seemed like a cow. Oh and the double-ended dildo montage in Requiem For A Dream actually had me in stitches, such a stupid cartoon of a film

sweet_nothing · 04-12-2009, 07:10 PM

As a big mst3k fan Ive seen a ton of awful movies but this is one of the few that I can only scratch my head and say 'wtf'. The plot is everywhere you think that Cuba would have something to with this film hence the title, but only maybe a quarter of the film. Horrible editing and even in one point in the film an America soldier is executed and then they bring back the exact same actor in the next scene as a Cuban guard.

boo boo · 04-12-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Good god, what's wrong with you man? Labyrinth is a classic.

Being wrong about everything is his profession. Which is ok, but then he has to be abrasive about it.

"You suck because you're not as wrong about stuff as I am"

Blah blah blah.

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Originally Posted by Molecules

YOU sir, are in error.

Although I f*cking hate Jennifer Connelly ever since some chat show she was on, seemed like a cow. Oh and the double-ended dildo montage in Requiem For A Dream actually had me in stitches, such a stupid cartoon of a film

I loved Requiem. And Connelly a cow? Either you're a bitter woman or you're the pickiest guy ever.

Molecules · 04-12-2009, 07:12 PM

three words: David Bowie's bulge

and the songs are f*cking brilliant. Mostly. Kind of.

khfreek · 04-12-2009, 07:12 PM

Booboo, I wouldn't put Freddy Got Fingered in the top 100. It has a very weird sort of humor, but I kind of like it

haller · 04-12-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Like all of your other opinions on things, you're dead wrong, that movie is f*cking awesome.

And that bum on the street was Terry Jones, so yeah, you're soooooooo wrong about this one.

agreed, that movie was sickkkkk

lucifer_sam · 04-12-2009, 07:13 PM

you people are crazy.

that movie was terrible.

04-12-2009, 07:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Flesh & Blood Yeah, it's a Paul Verhoeven movie, but you know what? It's still garbage. The premise could potentially have lead to it being a good movie but it didn't. The whole concept of the woman being raped repeatedly until she falls in love with her rapist is obviously fairly offensive, but beyond that the movie is just a poorly written, poorly acted piece of crap. I'm not a dick though, so I won't suggest that the Netherlands should be destroyed because of it. Maybe just Amsterdam. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

04-12-2009, 07:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Seltzer Fish in the percolator! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hobbit Land NZ Posts: 2,870	I've heard that the Troll movies are so bad that they're funny - I must see them. And Dracula 3000 is a right turd of a movie. __________________ In the Court of King Crimson \| Last.fm \| RYM

04-12-2009, 07:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	three words: David Bowie's bulge and the songs are f*cking brilliant. Mostly. Kind of. __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her

04-12-2009, 07:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	Booboo, I wouldn't put Freddy Got Fingered in the top 100. It has a very weird sort of humor, but I kind of like it __________________ last.fm

04-12-2009, 07:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	you people are crazy. that movie was terrible. __________________ first.am