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Old 05-13-2016, 04:04 AM   #4081 (permalink)
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Sometimes it's cool to lust after someone who doesn't get naked and **** for a living.
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Old 05-13-2016, 04:29 AM   #4082 (permalink)
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Gross man. Looks like a poor man's Rose Mcgowan.
Aside from them looking like sluts you'd kill for, I don't really see the resemblance. And I'd take Krysten Ritter over Rose most days of the week: she looks less annoyingly bitchy, has even better hair, a skin tone to match, and dose ****ing eyes.

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My top 10 of all time off of the top of my head. The list would change daily.
I would just it to be known in my defense that I do not have a list of my top porn stars, let alone a full-blown top ten. Though if I did, it would have Julia Ann... and I can't really think of any porn stars who I keep up with to even a slight degree.

I think that counteracts the fact that I live with my mother, don't have a college degree, don't own a car, work at Burger King, and have over 15,000 posts on an internet forum. I'm officially a bigger catch than Chula.

At the very least, you'll never find any strange stains on our children's photos.

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You should add that to your dating profile.
It's tattooed on my forehead, moobs, and ass.

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How do you think he charmed me?
The difference is that I made you brush your teeth before letting your tongue anywhere near my throat.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-13-2016, 04:31 AM   #4083 (permalink)
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This. I like to know that they're in it for the right reasons (being sluts v. being money grubbing sluts), and are so bad at acting that I'm not halfway to Nutville before I realize they're just faking.
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Old 05-13-2016, 05:14 PM   #4084 (permalink)
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Tori Black
Jenna Haze
April Flowers
Blondie Bee
Nina Hartley
Amber Lynn
Veronica Hart
Tera Patrick
Rebeca Linares
Sasha Grey

My top 10 of all time off of the top of my head. The list would change daily.

Sometimes it's cool to lust after someone who doesn't get naked and **** for a living.
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Old 05-13-2016, 05:23 PM   #4085 (permalink)
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This. I like to know that they're in it for the right reasons (being sluts v. being money grubbing sluts), and are so bad at acting that I'm not halfway to Nutville before I realize they're just faking.
I actually didn't realize that Chula was talking about tv until you guys brought this up.
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Old 05-13-2016, 05:30 PM   #4086 (permalink)
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I actually didn't realize that Chula was talking about tv until you guys brought this up.
That's cause you're asexual or a liar or some ****.
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Do you seriously think that an avant-garde musician doesn't have a good enough imagination to visualize that **** in his head?
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Do you seriously think that an avant-garde musician doesn't have a good enough imagination to visualize that **** in his head?
"Avant garde musician" does not equal "television set".
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Racist.
I also only eat white chicken.

And that list contains a latino and an asian.
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You can't get off using your mind? Sorry to hear that man.
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