No we can't, you tainted cunt.

And yes, you totally deserve that.

Praise Aziz Ansari and you gets whats you gets.

The kid just tries too hard with very little success. I'm talking about both Ansari and Charles, btw.

I'm terribly sorry that I've succumed to such low brow humor. Aziz Ansari is geniunely funny, and me thinks you're lying if you say he's never made you laugh. I can agree, though, that he hasn't exactly hit his stride yet. The show is good, and is definitely a step forward from his standup routines.

You're forgiven, we all make mistakes. I once bought store brand goat cheese. I was so embarrassed that I haven't been to that Whole Foods location since.

He's actually one of the few comedians who legitimately makes me angry with his unfuniness. This is a state generally reserved for SNL alum, which shouldn't be surprising considering his association with Amy ****ing Poehler.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Sucks that you're such a hater. But then again I rememeber you watch shows like OUAT, so all is forgiven.

Anybody who likes Once Upon a Time can be given a temporary stay of execution.

Love both Amy and Aziz!