Favourite Movie Quotes

Zaqarbal · 05-05-2010, 05:56 AM

^ Yep. Kubrick himself co-wrote the screenplay.

nylonsmile · 05-09-2010, 04:41 PM

"There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus, what's her real name?"

"Pluto".

-Closer

I am in love with the whole movie, but that entire scene to me is just so intense and well-delivered!

Scissorman · 05-09-2010, 05:23 PM

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Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
Enid: I wish. Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.

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Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.

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Enid: God, what a bunch of retards...
Rebecca: I thought Chipmunk-face was never going to shut up.
Enid: I know, I liked her better when she was an alcoholic crack addict! She gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everybody loves her.
Rebecca: It's totally sickening.

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Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships.
Seymour: That's the spirit.

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Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist?
Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
Rebecca: I guess that lets us off the hook.

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Maxine: It's really quite something to see you all grown-up like this, Enid. I'd love to know what you're doing now. I can't help but feel I had some small part in how you turned out. What're you studying? You were always such a smart little girl.
Enid: I'm taking a remedial high school art class for ****-ups and retards.

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Soda Customer: Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?
Enid: ...Medium? Why sir, did you know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.

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Masterpiece Video Customer: I'm looking for a copy of 8 1/2.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yessir! Is it a new release, sir?
Masterpiece Video Customer: No, it's the classic Italian film.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Let me look that up on the computer for you, sir!
[fiddles with computer]
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yes, here it is - 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke. It's in our "Erotic Dramas" section.
Masterpiece Video Customer: No, not "9 1/2", 8 1/2, the Fellini film.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: I'll check that for you sir. How do you spell the actor's name - F-I-L-E-E-P-E-E...?

Ghost World <3

FETCHER. · 05-09-2010, 05:31 PM

I think I can quote The Hangover and Step Brothers from start to finish no joke, I'm struggling for my favourite funny parts, although they arent my favourite films.

The Butcher · 05-10-2010, 06:25 PM

"I know what you're thinking — "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"- Dirty Harry

A damn good movie I must say,from what the parts I have seen anyway.

ElephantSack · 05-13-2010, 03:26 PM

"I seemed to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another? ... I'm going to need a light. You touch me again... I'll kill ya."

lene · 05-13-2010, 04:19 PM

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

~~WithThisLake~~ · 05-13-2010, 10:21 PM

There's gotta be a million quotes I love, but I'll go with:

Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

TheCunningStunt · 05-13-2010, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WithThisLake

There's gotta be a million quotes I love, but I'll go with:

Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

..Profound

FETCHER. · 05-14-2010, 06:37 AM

trainspotting

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off - my so called mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a **** about him. And Sick Boy, well he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud, well okay, I felt sorry for Spud - he never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the ****ing big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

05-05-2010, 05:56 AM	#151 (permalink)
Zaqarbal Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 824	^ Yep. Kubrick himself co-wrote the screenplay. __________________ "Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies."

05-13-2010, 03:26 PM	#156 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	"I seemed to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another? ... I'm going to need a light. You touch me again... I'll kill ya." __________________ OF THE SUN

05-09-2010, 04:41 PM	#152 (permalink)
nylonsmile Groupie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: paper street Posts: 43	"There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus, what's her real name?" "Pluto". -Closer I am in love with the whole movie, but that entire scene to me is just so intense and well-delivered!

05-10-2010, 06:25 PM	#155 (permalink)
The Butcher Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 66	"I know what you're thinking — "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"- Dirty Harry A damn good movie I must say,from what the parts I have seen anyway.

05-13-2010, 04:19 PM	#157 (permalink)
lene Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 36	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

05-13-2010, 10:21 PM	#158 (permalink)
~~WithThisLake~~ Account Disabled Join Date: May 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 5	There's gotta be a million quotes I love, but I'll go with: Dumb & Dumber Lloyd: I desperately want to make love to a school boy.