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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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The game system is great and I love how it was going crazy exploring the biggest next gen bump in gaming possibility history without being held back by modern gaming cliches and fads, but the controller is garbage. The button configuration is just a dog's ass placed into my hand. The only easily reached buttons if your left hand is on the joystick is the Z trigger, the shoulder buttons, and A and B. The C buttons are at least mildly awkward as **** to reach and the D-pad is unusable unless you're some StarCraft genius with inhuman dexterity. And as an adult this controller I always associated with being giant like a 90s cell-u-lar phone is in fact cramped and clearly designed to be held by children or women.
Nostalgia is the only thing making me love every minute of it.
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#12133 (permalink) | |
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Landed on Conker's Bad Fur Day cause I'm drunk and only getting drunker and everything I hear about the game makes it sound like a perfect fit. It looks great in that old school N64 way and there's a scarecrow at the beginning standing in a field with a sign that says "FECK OFF CROWS" and once you get the frying pan you can hit the scarecrow and he'll tell you to "*bleep* OFF!" and that's my new favorite thing ever ever ever. I picked the right game.
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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#12135 (permalink) | |
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I had an N64 back in the day but no money for games so I never explored much of the catalog.
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So you never got to play Halo64?
Edit: I can't believe you're not live streaming this, SMH.
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*bleep* off.
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I'd beat your ass at Mario Cart. Have you slipping on my bananas like the sloppy little bitch that you are.
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I guess we'd be able to test that if I was ever dumb enough to set foot in Utah.
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