What Game Are You Playing Right Now?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-04-2017, 05:09 PM

why does this game take so gosh darn long to apply patches

The Batlord · 10-04-2017, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

probably, when i get into a game i become obsessive with it because i can't stand being bad at something. last week i watched a bunch of beginner guides to LoL but i forget 75% of it now and because i'm sure the meta has changed a bajillion times since then it probably won't mean much.

Bro it is a really easy game to get into casually. It's not like StarCraft where two minutes into the game you're assaulted with your own ineptitude. You can start and have tons of fun, as opposed StarCraft where you really have to play the campaign to have any fun at first. Cause being a newb in SC pvp is like being the white guy at a black dude on white girl gangbang while it's being filmed.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

the kids are up to crazy stuff these days

it looks like hurricane got buffed very recently

I still feel like you get more dmg early with IE so someone would have to explain this **** to me

the reason early crit is so good on jinx is the splash on rockets can crit and if one crits they all crit

Yeah my very early interpretation of Jinx was that crit was god. But it works well enough that I'm willing to use it, at least until I'm brave enough to deviate.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-04-2017, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bro it is a really easy game to get into casually. It's not like StarCraft where two minutes into the game you're assaulted with your own ineptitude. You can start and have tons of fun, as opposed StarCraft where you really have to play the campaign to have any fun at first. Cause being a newb in SC pvp is like being the white guy at a black dude on white girl gangbang while it's being filmed.

who the **** plays video games for fun? if i'm not making kids cry i want no part of the game. this is why i told you SC offline doesn't appeal to me.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-04-2017, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

lol when you get into pvp you'll find situations where it takes 25 minutes to get a game

welp, that sounds horrible.

the game has been at 89% 16mins eta for the last 5 minutes so idk when the dl will finish but whenever it does i'll be on.

The Batlord · 10-04-2017, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

who the **** plays video games for fun? if i'm not making kids cry i want no part of the game. this is why i told you SC offline doesn't appeal to me.

Lol. Get rofl stomped a few times and then come at me. There are people in SC1 who have been perfecting their build times for 20 years who will descend upon you with an army of perfect composition within two minutes while you're still figuring out where you want to put your barracks.

If you want to pvp more casually then I suggest StarCraft 2.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

lol when you get into pvp you'll find situations where it takes 25 minutes to get a game

I tried playing a... what's after blink? Or is it blink? The second option after the first. Anyways I somehow got booted three times without the option to lock in a character and went baseline PVP.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-04-2017, 05:26 PM

oh and also you guys are just gonna tell me what heroes to try cuz idk what im doing

The Batlord · 10-04-2017, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

oh and also you guys are just gonna tell me what heroes to try cuz idk what im doing

Pick one that you want to bone that overcomes your weeb prejudice. That is the best I got.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-04-2017, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Pick one that you want to bone that overcomes your weeb prejudice. That is the best I got.

this is why i still play mercy quite a bit in overwatch

10/10 would bang

The Batlord · 10-04-2017, 06:04 PM

OMG there is an annoying update that looks poised to take forever for no good ****ing reason. It's 43 ****ing megabytes. I can download that with my pubic hair in thirty seconds. Why does it say it's gonna take almost an hour. **** this.

The Batlord · 10-04-2017, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

this is why i still play mercy quite a bit in overwatch

10/10 would bang

Yeah Mercy is def the most bangable. That hair.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you're gonna get bent over everyday for a month at least and get flamed for it just a warning

it really helps to have a mentor even though im better than the guy who taught me to play now

Bro, learn to expand and actually attack. I suck, but I expand and attack things. And the amount of times I've told you to scout and you didn't scout confounds me. You're mostly useful as a meat shield when you're in-between me and the computer.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I suggest playing a top lane tank and then eventually translate to the jungle position as well

because they're much more forgiving plus batty plays bot lane and I play mid

some good picks: Malphite, Zac, Shen, Nautilus

Yeah but tanks look boring as **** to play.