Come on, man. You wouldn't even get far enough to get arrested. You'd probably shuffle around the park at night, get bored after realizing that finding a crime in progress is actually really unlikely, get shitfaced, then piss yourself and fall asleep on a bench.

That counts.

You're the hero we deserve, Batlord.

You know there are real superheroes right? We can do this ****.


The Real Life Super Hero Project

Even if you could become a hero, who would your nemesis be? Sobriety?

I'd be all drunken master and pick fights with heroin dealers. Then they'd put me in the hospital and it would get on the news that some drunk white dude dressed like Batman got stabbed by a heroin dealer and it would shed light on the problems of... wherever.

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Age of Empires III: Complete Collection

I remember playing this game years ago and loved the crap out of it. Now it's on sale on Steam for 7.99. 80% off from it's original price. How could I possibly say no to that?

So hows Alien going?

Not bad. I play it once or twice a day when I'm feeling up for it. But holy ****, it's frustrating when you get far enough in a part with no save point nearby, and you ****ing die because the alien comes from the ceiling and kills you instantly.