The Batlord |
02-11-2014 09:21 AM |
If anyone noticed a lack of my spamming dumb jokes all over the site it's because I just spent the last three days not eating, not sleeping, and not bathing (I have an excuse since my mom is regrouting the bathtub) while completely sucked into Saint's Row 3. The first was a knockoff of GTA that was a highly decent stopgap between San Andreas and GTA 4. When GTA 4 turned out to be a highly decent turd I turned to Saint's Row 2. It did everything the first one did but better. The tongue-in-cheek humor became delightfully cartoonish at times and started to set itself apart from GTA to some extent.
The third game has set itself apart about as much as a knockoff game possibly can. From the word go it took the cartoon component that 2 sometimes devolved into and blew it completely out of control. I honestly am not sure just what the **** I just played. All I know is that it was awesome. Futuristic soldiers declaring martial law, a zombie breakout, uploading your consciousness into a cyber world, cloned Russian superhumans...WTF?! The new GTA is gonna have to be jaw droppingly amazing to win back my loyalty.
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