*walks in wearing a trenchcoat and shades*

*scopes out the joint*

*snuffs out a cigarette*

*does a weird dance, maybe I'm adjusting my coat maybe I'm jerking off you don't know*

*shuffles up to Batlord*

*leans in for a whisper*

"But have you played Steambot Chronicles though?"

Weird. I just watched a Mother's Basement video a few days ago that gushed over that game.

It's... a very interesting game.

My first playthrough ended with me bombing a city for lols and beating the **** out of a hot terrorist lady in a robot duel and then spending a few years in prison for being too cool.

And then after my parole I caught up with my best friend on a romantic beach and she was like "Yo let's make out" and I was like "Nah let's have a robot fight instead" and then we did and it was awesome.

It's one of those games that probably gives you more choices than it should.

Don't think I haven't toyed with the idea of spending Trump bucks on a PS2 just as a JRPG platform, and Steambot Chronicles is a nudge closer to that cliff.

Nah, just emulate it. The physical copies are way too expensive.

But! If you do get a PS2, well first make sure that it's a slim because the original fat ones suck and break and the slim ones are ****ing sexy and last forever, but anyway, keep in mind that all PS2s can also play PSX games. So you'll have access to all those oldass JRPGs too (and a copy of Parasite Eve is only like, what, twenty bucks? And I think FFVII is like ten or fifteen).

Although now that I think about it, if you already have a PS3, those can play PSX games too.

Got a gaming PC, first thing I'm playing is Disco Elysium. Anyone heard of it? Can't ****ing wait

Heard it's mad crazy and good.

are you enjoying the new legends of runeterra set?

As far as the PC goes, I have always been a sucker for The Sims.

On my PS3, I have been addicted to Doom. (The original - not the 2016 remake.)

More weeb ****. Tales of Berseria cause I ****ing loved Tales of Vesperia and man is it pretty, and Labyrinth of Refrain cause it's a 1st person dungeon crawler on PS4 and I've been needing a 1st person dungeon crawler to play on a big screen until Etrian Odyssey gets a Switch release.