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07-30-2019, 06:10 PM | #12141 (permalink) | |
Fck Ths Thngs
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07-30-2019, 06:18 PM | #12142 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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That it is, but I ain't playin' N64 games on a 360 controller. What would even be the point?
Do you have any idea how many ****ty metal bands exist? I just searched for "thrash metal" on Metal Archives and got 26,766 results. Death metal? 43,527. Black metal? 34,007.
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07-30-2019, 06:57 PM | #12145 (permalink) | |
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How does it feel knowing you're about as interesting as the tattoos on the women you fondle yourself over?
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07-30-2019, 07:49 PM | #12147 (permalink) |
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i love that controller and game system
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07-30-2019, 08:07 PM | #12148 (permalink) | |
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The game system is great and I love how it was going crazy exploring the biggest next gen bump in gaming possibility history without being held back by modern gaming cliches and fads, but the controller is garbage. The button configuration is just a dog's ass placed into my hand. The only easily reached buttons if your left hand is on the joystick is the Z trigger, the shoulder buttons, and A and B. The C buttons are at least mildly awkward as **** to reach and the D-pad is unusable unless you're some StarCraft genius with inhuman dexterity. And as an adult this controller I always associated with being giant like a 90s cell-u-lar phone is in fact cramped and clearly designed to be held by children or women.
Nostalgia is the only thing making me love every minute of it.
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07-30-2019, 10:20 PM | #12149 (permalink) | |
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Landed on Conker's Bad Fur Day cause I'm drunk and only getting drunker and everything I hear about the game makes it sound like a perfect fit. It looks great in that old school N64 way and there's a scarecrow at the beginning standing in a field with a sign that says "FECK OFF CROWS" and once you get the frying pan you can hit the scarecrow and he'll tell you to "*bleep* OFF!" and that's my new favorite thing ever ever ever. I picked the right game.
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07-30-2019, 10:32 PM | #12150 (permalink) | ||
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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