Tell me more.

Just who do you think I am?

A weeb.

Been putting off finally getting an Xbone, PS4, or gaming computer, but DMC5 and RE2make are making me wake up in a cold sweat every night with a dripping erection.

I just bought a goddamn Switch. I can't afford afford this ****. And I've got more important stuff to dooooo.....

*opens Ebay tab*

Does this tickle your fancy?

I have been playing nothing but Assassin's Creed Origins for the past few weeks. And before that it was Assassin's Creed Odyssey.

Them: Yo, let's play some smash! I'm getting pretty good with King Dedede.

Me internally:
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FIFA '16 is apparently the greatest sports game on the planet...

God damn it Nintendo

Got me all hyped for Donkey Kong Divorce Cruise and Dungeons and Brazzers

MK11 beta has me excited for the full game.

I suck at it, but it's still really cool and I can't wait to see what else gets added to the customization. Graphics are beautiful, game play is smooth, the different variants almost completely change how characters play. I got a version of Baraka with glowing purple claws.

I don't even own an XBox 1 though.