That's one out of like...hundreds of games that I've played. I'll get back to it.

But that's the one. Until you play Arkham City of course.

Please tell me you know how to deepthroat without bending the dick in painful ways.

I know City is great. I really wanna play the whole series so I will get back to it. Probably soon tbh.

I do not.

And don't listen to anyone. With the patch Arkham Origins is the ****. Never played it without it but who'd want to try?

I'm sure I'll love Origins. I'm not the hardest to please.

The only issue I had was that the timing for counters is a bit off. You'll feel like you're playing fine but end up getting hit for no apparent reason, but after a little bit you'll get used to it and you're just playing another Arkham game.

My first experience with Wind Waker was when I got stabbed with a sword by a Saudi Arabian prince. Seriously. I mean it was more of a poke but it wasn't a friendly poke.

Played Bloodrayne 2 for a bit. Two steps into a level, and Rayne glitched out and became a horizontal waterfall for some reason. Every execution animation was like the ocean finally getting its revenge on people for all of the pollution we dump into it.

And I think her chain also glitched, because it seemed to toss people way further and faster than usual. The sewers were filled with many a ragdolling vampire that day, tumbling endlessly at high speeds down the swampy corridors.

Then the game froze, and it made me sad. I really wanted to see how the saga of Angry Waterfall was going to end. I already know that when I boot the game back up, the glitch will be gone.

R.I.P. Angry Waterfall