I love fighting games but I've never been very good at Street Fighter.

She likes Twin Peaks and Fad Gadget and Street Fighter and screaming orgasms?

****ing christ you won the relationship lottery.

Every time I've met a woman on a date, there's been an inverse relationship between how many interests we've got in common and how tolerable I'd find her personality to be.
I'm never gonna be happy.

Wait so the more things you have in common the less annoying you find her? I mean that's what you technically said right? I think I got that right at least. I can't figure out if that's what you meant though.

It's one of those things where it makes sense in your head so you don't stop and question how you put it in writing.

Fixed.

If I ever pass through Texas, I'm either gonna steal her from you, or you from her. I don't know which yet.

Pretty sure I'd end up punching a woman in the mouth who acted like me.

If she really acted like you, her mouth would already be filled with dicks

I've gotta have somewhere to bury my other fist.

As if your other fist wouldn't already be up your own asshole, bumping up against your prostate