They're not so bad in Anniversary. Dodge 'em when they get angry and line up a headshot.

Still playing right now, btw. Found another gear right after killing the T-rex, so I guess I'm maybe gonna have to find a way back to that wheel, but the game seems determined to take me in a way different direction. I hit another point where I wasn't sure if the game actually expected me to make a certain jump, or if I was just missing something (like I was supposed to shoot a grappling ring down, or whatever), because it just seemed too weird and far. But nope, I just had to get the timing right.

It's not about whether they're bad. It's about whether I'm a pussy and Jurassic Park scarred me for life when I was five.

When I was a kid, I was more scared of that frilly thing that eats the fat guy in the car, tbh.

And I didn't understand the whole embryo theft betrayal sub plot, and thought he just really liked whipped cream or something, so I felt real bad for him.

Bruh the raptors knew ****. They could get in your head. And they strategized. I used to live in an attic bedroom with a crawlspace door that I would imagine raptors popping out of and devouring me.

But the frilly thing was like "REEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I'm surprised that the liberals aren't up in arms about Tomb Raider. A game where NPC men try to kill a woman? Mah Gawd!

Is it the Democrats or the Republicans that are scared of video games nowadays? I can never remember. Probably both.

But that was just a creature that happened upon a guy to eat. The raptors made it their goal to eat everyone and came damn near close to realizing that dream. The Dilophosaurus scene wasn't nearly as terrifying as the raptors eating the cow, or tricking Muldoon with the "clever girl" scene, or the scene with Ellie after she switched on the power.







And the opening of the movie was ****ing insane. I mean **** they were one of horror's great monsters.



And OMG then there was the scene with the kids in the kitchen.




How the **** are you going to be more scared of the Dilophosaurus than the Velociraptors?! God damn it now I gotta go watch Jurassic Park.

Did anyone else think that the latest Jurrasic World movie was pretty weak?

They've all been weak after the first so what's your point?