why u gotta be so negative bro?

Especially since Pod Racer exists.

Tbh, almost all of the good Gamecube games are expensive as ****. Unless you're really commited to playing on the native hardware, you're better off just emulating. And I say that as someone who loves buying physical copies. The REmake is pretty cheap, though, after the HD rerelease on Steam.

Honestly I just prefer to game with a controller when I'm sitting back from a bigger TV rather than right up on a smaller computer screen.

You can PC game with a controller (though you'd need an adapter for a gamecube controller). And if your TV isn't super old, you can wire the output to it and use it as a display.

I'd need an HDMI hookup right? If so then my TV is super old. And I know I can PC game with a controller but I always end up sitting in a way that's awkward and ****s with my gimp shoulder.

Technically, you can output using composites. It's just that you'd probably need to buy two wires to do it (comp. out. to composite, and then composite female to composite male as an extension). Hell, even a lot of CRTs can handle that. As long as your TV takes more than just coaxial, and even then, nowadays you can probably adapt that too.

This isn't emboldening me.

I heard that Sony is releasing a PlayStation console with 20 built-in games.

*Sony