I could make a bunch up on the spot and they would be better than yours.

Uh. Possibly. Maybe.

Voodooboogaloo
****ard (a wizard, of course)
Tinglebutt
Musclor
Winona Ryder (thief class)

MicDaddy, bastard son borne of the forbidden love between MicShazam and YorkeDaddy. He's an Argonian skooma peddler, with a pretty good two-hander game.

They're fantasy names. They're inherently lame.

Nerd-off?

Put up or shut up, Fatlord.

Uggthuck. He's a rather simple-minded but ferocious Orc berserker.

Grognak The Destroyer.

Ultima Online has had a persistent Orc community with those kinds of names for the past 20 years...

https://www.uoforum.com/threads/looking-for-orcs.87414/
https://uo2.stratics.com/races/langu...adowclan-orcs/

NPCS
http://www.uorenaissance.com/info/im...fort_large.jpg


Players (the remains you see are the pieces of real players you can chop up and place around the world as you like)
http://i.imgur.com/c9YUVC9.png


As I said.. best game ever.

Yes, I am aware there are orc naming conventions. They are silly conventions. Which is why I mocked them with a name like Uggthuck.

Just drool over UO with me and stop talking.. thanks :D