Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1958256)

I don't have a lot of money, but weed could be arranged. I'm a boring guy, so I don't know where to get any. But I know some people who would doubtlessly know every dealer in town.

A Swedish, middle aged couple once stopped me in the middle of the street to inquire where to get weed. I don't know why they thought I'd know. I apparently look like a guy who smokes a lot of weed.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1958259)

You live like ten feet from Holland. Figure it out.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1958226)

Try going to sleep with a bum shoulder while praying you don't lay on it wrong and then come at me.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1958332)

Praying is your first mistake, but if youre not doing it until it works youre doing it wrong.

Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1958263)

Swedes live next door and know it's no more legal here than in Sweden, so I feel like they made assumptions about me.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1958433)

I'm going to find me a heavily tattooed Swedish girl and move there one day. Hoping to go visit some time next year.

Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1958436)

Aww yeah. I could do without the tattoos (a moderate amount is fine), but sounds like a nice plan.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1958456)

Your accent hurts my brain.