Ninja main.

Haven't played a game in about a week cause my back on my left shoulder blade has been killing me. Until now it's been my right shoulder that keeps acting up so it's nice to know that the left is no longer feeling left out. Sigh. Garbage job, one friend in the world, no prospects, a psyche of questionable stability, and yet life thinks I need one more thing to be **** upon. Just watch, my vision's gonna go next and comic books and the internet will be a thing of the past.

FML.

pussy

Try going to sleep with a bum shoulder while praying you don't lay on it wrong and then come at me.

why do you have a shoulder on your bum

I came here to post about games, but now I feel bummed out.

If you ever visit Denmark, beer is on me.

*cuts off foot*

inadvisable

You won't buy me cocaine? Not even weed?

I don't have a lot of money, but weed could be arranged. I'm a boring guy, so I don't know where to get any. But I know some people who would doubtlessly know every dealer in town.

A Swedish, middle aged couple once stopped me in the middle of the street to inquire where to get weed. I don't know why they thought I'd know. I apparently look like a guy who smokes a lot of weed.