100 Things That Piss Me Off About Video Games

khfreek · 04-09-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

62: GameDaily

I'm not the biggest gamer out there, but seeing them give a 6/10 to Kingdom Hearts 2 while Guitar Hero: Aerosmith gets 7/10 was enough for me to scream at my computer screen.

Arya Stark · 04-09-2009, 06:11 PM

I like you. ^

boo boo · 04-09-2009, 06:17 PM

Plus they dissed Harvest Moon.

I place curses on all their colons.

Double X · 04-09-2009, 09:06 PM

I have to do this...sorry for intruding on your thread boo boo

STOP FUCKING CRASHING ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

I paid $60 dollars for this game AND the special units. I run it on my dad's supercomputer, yet it crashes when I move ships together or try to save past 1742. Plus the other countries don't even do naval invasions - just blockade your ports. I don't have a single soldier in Great Britain even though I'm at war with Spain and France.

I don't care about insane graphics, I want the goddamn gameplay. Rome was great, Empire is a failure until they come out with a superpatch that I will probably have to pay for as well. Plus it runs on Steam, the gaming program that crashes every other hour.

boo boo · 09-28-2009, 07:50 AM

It's time to dig this thread back up

61: Gamespot.

Jesus f*cking Christ, where do I begin with this piece of sh*t?

I could just rant about how their reviews blow my balls and that their retrospectives of classic games are about as insightful as a 14 year old Narutard giving tips on how to get laid. But what bothers me most is their complete f*cking lack of honesty, they'll praise a game that was on one console, and then when the same game is ported to another console, even if it has tons of new content, they will completely disregard everything they said before and trash it.

So basically their opinions constantly change depending on whatever the trends are. Oh and did I forget to mention how much corporate c*ck these assh*les will suck just to get exclusive previews of games? How much you say? A lot.

They give overly generous reviews to every overhyped game, they'll pretty much praise any mediocre game if the price is right. Seriously, they actually FIRED A GUY and get this, because he actually had the balls to call Kane and Lynch a lousy game. And yeah, I'm sure it was just a coincidence that Eidos Interactive spent tons of cash to have ad placements on that site.

It's not at all unusual for them to call a game bad for having the same flaws as a game they'll give a 9 or 10 too. They don't even give a damn about how f*cking hypocritical they are, they're laughing all the way to the bank.

Now despite all my ranting about the reviews, I gotta be fair, everything else is just as bad. Don't even get me started on the forum, sweet mother of god I have never seen such a high concentration of total f*ckwads. And the mods have a much deserved reputation of being power abusing jackasses.

Since just about every member of this site has the IQ of a brick, it makes you wonder what the average user reviews are like.

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Originally Posted by persian_knight

Okami

5.0 - mediocre

its a little boring

i started out enjoying the game and couldnt wait to play this game but then when i got it i was dissaponited with it

the graphics arent that good but everyone says there are but i dont think they are and they people in the game annoy me so much they dont talk they like just make funny noises and there head gets bigger and then smaller when they are talking and i just looks so stupid plus most of the tme even though you do exactly what it says it never gets the power you want and its so boring dont buy it please it might look good but its really not

i find it boring and would rather play something else becuse it doesnt keep you interested for very long it might look and you enjoy chopping trees for the first half an houe and then it starts getting so repetitive
all you do is run to a place get a new power do a mission and chop something and them move on and do the same thing again and it gets boring quick

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Originally Posted by brybry

Pikmin 2

3.1 - bad

DO not get this game at all!

This game sucks! My dad said it got a superb, so I rented it. This game is a disaster!!!!! I thought okay i'll try it but, it was a waste of a coupon. All you do is go to some planet and collect items to get money. The story is your boss wants money so you go off to get items to make money. Thats it! I would not recommend this game at all. DO not buy this game. if you would like to try this game I would just say rent it. A game I would recomemmed is Custom Robo or, a Sonic game ( I think any sonic game would be better than this.) It was fun at first, but then after 3 hours it gets too hard. I may like it if I rent it again. ( I'll try it again and if I like it more, then i'll edit this.)

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Originally Posted by simpsons_28

Sonic Adventure 2

9.0 - suberb

Debut Of The Best Sonic Character Shadow

This isn't The Worst 3-D Sonic Game But It Got So Dane Cose (Till I Played Sonic Heroes.) Sonic Still Fast Gameplay Running Alot,New character Shadow Probally My Favorite Sonic Character The Awsome Hedgehog With A Trmutized Past Makes him my Most Favorite Character In The Game Industry Fast Like Sonic,Secondary Characters,Ugh,Time For The People Who Ruined This Game The Non-Important Characters Tails,Knuckles,Eggman,And Rouge These Characters Are the Reason This Game Sucks. Tails And Eggman Have Some Of The Worst Levels There Shooting And The Shooting Gameplay Is Awful, Now For The Worst Of Them All Knuckles, And Rouge It Seems That When People Said They Didn't Want To Hunt For Emeralds Sega Decided To Make It Much Worse Slap In A New Character And Make The Hunting Even More Annoying. So Really This Is A Must Buy For Dreamcast Owners Who've Beating Sonic Adventure One To Many Times BUY IT I COMMAND YOU.Oh And Then Theres The Story Hero Mode And Dark Mode The Story Makes No Sense But The Final Story Is Just Amazing This Is How Games Should Be Made.

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

4.5 - poor

I know what your thinking. "Who does this simpsons_28 think she is trashing one of sonic's best games!"

The original Sonic Adventure 2 was one of the dreamcast's best titles. It was fun addictive. And had a at least passable storyline. But this,this, is when you take a super dump. And it crawls right back up! first they leave everything the same. The graphics are still outdated. (Especially on the gamecube!) and all they added was. Get this. Some multiplayer levels. Yeah like we really want to play Multiplayer in a Sonic game! We want to run fast!
PROS:
Sonic and Shadow still have good levels.
Good music.
The single player is still good.
CONS:
But still outdated.
The collecting levels still suck.
As with the shooting.

So Sonic adventure 2 for dreamcast was a really great 3-D platformer. But this is just a cheap attmept at making a quick buck off us long time sonic fans who think were getting bonus content. So really SA2 Battle is terrible. Just go out and buy the dreamcast version for real sonic gameplay.
FINAL SCORE: 4.5
NOW STALLING. stalling stalling stalling stalling stalling stalling stalling. Done stalling. fineshed stalling.

This site is.....

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Sparky · 09-28-2009, 04:02 PM

Name me a video game site with good user-reviews :-/

boo boo · 09-28-2009, 04:06 PM

Well sh*t, you totally got me there.

But I think gamespots user reviews are quite exceptional in their sh*ttiness. It's not out of the usual for me to find a gamespot user review so stupid it goddamn nearly makes me have a stroke.

Sparky · 09-28-2009, 04:09 PM

I find gametrailers reviews to be the most fair.

And i also like that i don't have to read 4 pages of bull****

"this is tight, but this sucks, this is cool, but this part..."

every review follows the same pattern.

boo boo · 09-28-2009, 04:14 PM

Yeah seriously, reviews like that are not helpful at all.

I'm not big on gametrailers except for the AVGN and Screwattack's Video Game Vault.

Sparky · 09-28-2009, 04:53 PM

their retrospectives are pretty dope.

You should watch the legend of zelda one if you haven't

04-09-2009, 09:06 PM	#384 (permalink)
Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	I have to do this...sorry for intruding on your thread boo boo STOP FUCKING CRASHING ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT I paid $60 dollars for this game AND the special units. I run it on my dad's supercomputer, yet it crashes when I move ships together or try to save past 1742. Plus the other countries don't even do naval invasions - just blockade your ports. I don't have a single soldier in Great Britain even though I'm at war with Spain and France. I don't care about insane graphics, I want the goddamn gameplay. Rome was great, Empire is a failure until they come out with a superpatch that I will probably have to pay for as well. Plus it runs on Steam, the gaming program that crashes every other hour.

09-28-2009, 04:02 PM	#386 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Name me a video game site with good user-reviews :-/

09-28-2009, 04:09 PM	#388 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	I find gametrailers reviews to be the most fair. And i also like that i don't have to read 4 pages of bull**** "this is tight, but this sucks, this is cool, but this part..." every review follows the same pattern.

09-28-2009, 04:53 PM	#390 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	their retrospectives are pretty dope. You should watch the legend of zelda one if you haven't