Unfunny Comedians (quote, memory, song, suicide)

Antonio · 04-16-2009, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

not really

ElephantSack · 04-16-2009, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

I'd plow her, dude. I'm with ya. /knucks/

Thrice · 04-21-2009, 10:17 PM

So I looked up Bob Saget after hearing how funny he was, and he was not funny what so ever.

boo boo · 04-23-2009, 12:27 AM

At least he can take pride in being an internet meme that will never go away.

[Paranoid.Android] · 04-24-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

At least he can take pride in being an internet meme that will never go away.

Sure. Look what it did for Rick Astley.

TheBig3 · 04-27-2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

that might be true, but when I say there would be no speaking, I mean zero speaking, she drives up the tree, and then when i'm up the tree the memory of her insipid child-talk drives me to suicide.

[Paranoid.Android] · 04-29-2009, 05:35 PM

More of a massive annoyance than anything... I think the real damage is the fact that I (and probably millions of others) now know every word to that damn song. It's like a virus. I picture zombies doing some odd zombie shuffle to that song, sort of groaning along with the words.

04-21-2009, 10:17 PM	#303 (permalink)
Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	So I looked up Bob Saget after hearing how funny he was, and he was not funny what so ever. __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

04-29-2009, 05:35 PM	#307 (permalink)
[Paranoid.Android] YOU GET NOTHING! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The heart of the Sun. Posts: 76	More of a massive annoyance than anything... I think the real damage is the fact that I (and probably millions of others) now know every word to that damn song. It's like a virus. I picture zombies doing some odd zombie shuffle to that song, sort of groaning along with the words. __________________ I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.