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Old 04-13-2009, 11:08 PM   #291 (permalink)
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I cant complain about anything in this picture.
Just fails to do it for me......however give me Christina Ricci anyday
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:10 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Giant baby with large breasts is disturbing.
What if you were in a room with her and this:


Then??
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:11 PM   #293 (permalink)
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What if you were in a room with her and this:


Then??
Depends. Is there a sandwich in that bag?
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:14 PM   #294 (permalink)
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Depends. Is there a sandwich in that bag?
Now your just taking your hate for Tom Green out on her.
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:15 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Now your just taking your hate for Tom Green out on her.
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Old 04-14-2009, 02:09 AM   #296 (permalink)
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I like Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White.

But all in all, southern humor is excruciating.

I'd also like to nominate every Latino comic EVER.
with comics of different ethnicities/southern comics, they can be good if they didn't use their culture as some kind of crutch for humor
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what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 04-14-2009, 07:30 PM   #297 (permalink)
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with comics of different ethnicities/southern comics, they can be good if they didn't use their culture as some kind of crutch for humor
Well that's the main problem.

"Ey look at me I'm a Mexican, cant yoo tell by mah acceent?? So yeah, I live in the ghetto, drive a Chevy Impala and my mother was very abusive and negligent."

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Giant baby with large breasts is disturbing.
Bah, I love her face, especially the crooked smile she always has, it's adorable. I like her on a personal level too, and I'm just as confused over what she saw in Tom Green as the next person.

I think Drew Barrymore is totally attractive, I don't care what anyone says.

And someone mentioned Christina Ricci, I should say, for a very long time I thought she was the most beautiful woman on earth, well I wouldn't say that now (that would be Jarah Mariano) but she's still in my top 10. I guess it's because I'm a nerd and she's like the closest thing to a real life anime chick.
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:12 AM   #298 (permalink)
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I've never really heard White talk about southerners that much. Just his drinking mostly.
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:52 AM   #299 (permalink)
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Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:26 AM   #300 (permalink)
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Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Nope.
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