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Old 01-24-2009, 11:45 PM   #161 (permalink)
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Oh my god, I thought Dane Cook could get no worse, but now he's not even able to pull off his own style. Watched 10 minutes of his new special and turned off the TV.

EDIT: And I forgot to mention, he was doing this special at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. What the hell is wrong with the world when ANY comedian, let alone Dane Cook, is performing in one of the biggest venues in the world?
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:26 AM   #162 (permalink)
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I was also shocked that he could fill that place up, why not let other people who are actually funny like Demetri Martin or Mike Birbiglia fill that place up? What the hell is wrong with people? But if you look at the audience their it was completely composed of your assorted d bags and tools, which seem to be the only people that find him funny.
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:28 AM   #163 (permalink)
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I was also shocked that he could fill that place up, why not let other people who are actually funny like Demetri Martin or Mike Birbiglia fill that place up? What the hell is wrong with people? But if you look at the audience their it was completely composed of your assorted d bags and tools, which seem to be the only people that find him funny.
Also Patton Oswalt.
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:22 AM   #164 (permalink)
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Bill Hicks on Dane Cook and mediocre hacks, apparently. Some video montage of hate haha

RIP Bill
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Old 01-25-2009, 06:13 AM   #165 (permalink)
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Also Patton Oswalt.
Wuh? I hope I misread your post, because Patton Oswalt is awesome.
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You misread it. He was saying Patton Oswald is one of the comedians who deserve Madison Square Garden or whatever.
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Does anyone else not like Katt Williams?
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Old 01-26-2009, 08:48 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:04 PM   #169 (permalink)
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I love how he gets a special every two months, ya know? He's about as funny as a trashcan full of dead baby parts in my opinion.
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I watched one of his specials and it was hilarious, but his other ones weren't anywhere near as funny.
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