Funny Movie Moments (track, classic, quote)

Miltamec Soundsquinaez · 01-12-2008, 08:18 PM

In that movie Saving Silverman, where Black is talking to Zahn:
Black: 'Well, I was talking to Judith, and she helped me realize I was ***,'
Zahn: 'What, you're not *** man, you're just unsuccessful with women,'
Black: 'No dude, I'm ***. She actually listened to me, unlike my friends who've ignored all the telltale signs for years.'
Zahn: 'Like what?'
Black: 'Like my obsession with Bette Midler, or my preference for track lighting, oh yeah, and the fact that I like sucking d.ick!'
Ha Ha, classic!

Miltamec Soundsquinaez · 01-12-2008, 10:44 PM

Here's another one-Along Came Polly

Ben Stiller has some kind of reason that he can't give this business proposition, so he asks his buddy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman to fill in for him:

'Ahem, ahem ahe-hem, ahe-he-he-he-hem,' and he just does it on and on for about a full minute. It's so weird, and you could tell he probably improvised a lot of that which most great comedy usually is.

Miltamec Soundsquinaez · 01-13-2008, 10:36 PM

Someone else please post an entry on this thread

Here's a scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

Characters played by Jason Mewes, and Sean William Scott, are riding in a van with a bunch of hot chicks, who are pretending to go free a bunch of animals from a testing laboratory, but are actually using the guys as patsies, so they can score a diamond heist, while the guys are getting arrested. Mewes character doesn't like Scott's and he's trying to get rid of him:

Mewes to Scott: 'Let me ask you, you're in this for the fine a.ss p.ussy, right?
Scott: 'No, I'm in this cause I looooove animals, stupid.'
Mewes: 'So, you're saying you'd f.uck a sheep?'
Scott: 'What's your damage, little boy?'
Mewes: 'I think you're misunderstanding me. I mean if you were another sheep, then would you f.uck a sheep?'
Scott thinks, 'hmmmm, in that case you bet your a.ss I would.'
Mewes suddenly yells to everyone in van: 'Yo, this dude ain't one of us, he said he'd f,uck a sheep,' then throws Scott out of moving van.

heh heh. love goofy comedy

Blain · 01-14-2008, 01:35 AM

Happy Gilmore-

-Clown blocks gold ball from going in it's mouth-
Happy: I hate that f*cking clown.
Chubbs: If you can't beat the clown, how are you gunna beat Shooter McGavin?
-Happy puts-
-It goes into the clowns mouth, but then spits it out laughing-
Happy: YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
-Smashes clown with golf club-

Mr Sensitive · 01-14-2008, 06:01 PM

The remake of the Wicker Man was one big hilarious mess.

spark10036 · 01-14-2008, 07:21 PM

anybody seen Hot Fuzz-crazy ****

~~under~~ · 01-14-2008, 09:57 PM

Accepted.

when there first going into the hospital and they hit the ceiling and the dead body comes down and the kid screams like a girl.

amazing!

tkpb938 · 01-14-2008, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Accepted.

when there first going into the hospital and they hit the ceiling and the dead body comes down and the kid screams like a girl.

amazing!

Go Shitheads!!

Miltamec Soundsquinaez · 01-23-2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of forty-eight and am what some people call 'mentally retarded'."

And basically everything he says after that.

heh, and later in the movie:
Ferrell: Boy, that really elevated fast!
Carrell: Yeah, I killed a guy
Ferrell: Yeah, brick killed a guy, did you guys see that?
Carrell: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.
Ferrell: Uh, brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably lay low for a while, find yourself a safe haven, because you're probably wanted for murder.

something like that, and earlier Black kicks Burgundy's dog off freeway, and Ferrell calls into work in hysterics:

Ferrell: The ba man punter baster
Rudd: He punted him?
Ferrell: (incoherent)
Rudd: Slow, slow down I can't understand you
Ferrell: wait, wait, let me say something, a-ha-ha-ha-ha(breaks out into horrendous shreiks of anguish)

devilsmaster · 01-24-2008, 06:43 AM

The most funny movie i watched was Mrs. Doubt fire.Not only one scene whole movie makes me too much laugh.

01-12-2008, 08:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miltamec Soundsquinaez Aural melody discerner Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in a truck down by the interstate Posts: 347	Funny Movie Moments In that movie Saving Silverman, where Black is talking to Zahn: Black: 'Well, I was talking to Judith, and she helped me realize I was *,' Zahn: 'What, you're not * man, you're just unsuccessful with women,' Black: 'No dude, I'm ***. She actually listened to me, unlike my friends who've ignored all the telltale signs for years.' Zahn: 'Like what?' Black: 'Like my obsession with Bette Midler, or my preference for track lighting, oh yeah, and the fact that I like sucking d.ick!' Ha Ha, classic!

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01-12-2008, 10:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Miltamec Soundsquinaez Aural melody discerner Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in a truck down by the interstate Posts: 347	Here's another one-Along Came Polly Ben Stiller has some kind of reason that he can't give this business proposition, so he asks his buddy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman to fill in for him: 'Ahem, ahem ahe-hem, ahe-he-he-he-hem,' and he just does it on and on for about a full minute. It's so weird, and you could tell he probably improvised a lot of that which most great comedy usually is.

01-13-2008, 10:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miltamec Soundsquinaez Aural melody discerner Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in a truck down by the interstate Posts: 347	Someone else please post an entry on this thread Here's a scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Characters played by Jason Mewes, and Sean William Scott, are riding in a van with a bunch of hot chicks, who are pretending to go free a bunch of animals from a testing laboratory, but are actually using the guys as patsies, so they can score a diamond heist, while the guys are getting arrested. Mewes character doesn't like Scott's and he's trying to get rid of him: Mewes to Scott: 'Let me ask you, you're in this for the fine a.ss p.ussy, right? Scott: 'No, I'm in this cause I looooove animals, stupid.' Mewes: 'So, you're saying you'd f.uck a sheep?' Scott: 'What's your damage, little boy?' Mewes: 'I think you're misunderstanding me. I mean if you were another sheep, then would you f.uck a sheep?' Scott thinks, 'hmmmm, in that case you bet your a.ss I would.' Mewes suddenly yells to everyone in van: 'Yo, this dude ain't one of us, he said he'd f,uck a sheep,' then throws Scott out of moving van. heh heh. love goofy comedy

01-14-2008, 01:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	Happy Gilmore- -Clown blocks gold ball from going in it's mouth- Happy: I hate that f*cking clown. Chubbs: If you can't beat the clown, how are you gunna beat Shooter McGavin? -Happy puts- -It goes into the clowns mouth, but then spits it out laughing- Happy: YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN! -Smashes clown with golf club-

01-14-2008, 07:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
spark10036 locomotive power Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 518	anybody seen Hot Fuzz-crazy ****

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~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	Accepted. when there first going into the hospital and they hit the ceiling and the dead body comes down and the kid screams like a girl. amazing!