Fair enough, I can respect that. It is a pretty cool movie.

*returns to masturbating to the naked scenes*

How do you know that you don't like how dicks taste?

Well maybe you should give one a lick before you decide you don't.

where's this information even coming from

dicks are great, don't gotta make yourself look silly with faulty comebacks relative to nonexistent statements

You were feeling like nobody enjoyed your film reviews. I said that I do, but I wish they were about movies that I liked. You asked me how I can dislike a film without seeing it. I asked you how you can turn down c0cks without tasting them first. And here we are LOL.

I should have said that I wish that you would review films that I have already seen and enjoyed.

I just want to know when I ever said I don't like how dicks taste

frankly dick is my favorite flavor

It's hard to beat.

You didn't. It was a tantamount equivalence.

Nothing beats meat flavor.

Homophobia fails again.

So I take it you've let guys f*ck you? Lots of sex with other men? That's the only way to know that you're not gay, per your thinking.

People have instincts and they run with them. Our previous generation have done us LOADS of favors that we take for granted. It's all in our DNA and we don't even know it.

Now I know what to get everyone on here for Christmas!

#DoubleEntendresFTW

make mb gay again

Like men not being attracted to other men? That's a favor we shouldn't take for granted?

Per my thinking? No, per his thinking. Just that your retort is drenched in homophobia. You were banking on him sharing your homophobia to drive home a point. It failed. Now maybe if you'd have used feces as an example, but that probably wouldn't convey your hatred of gay people.

For the millionth time, I DON'T HATE GAY PEOPLE! I just like to joke about the abnormality of it once in a while. If you can't differentiate between hatred and humor, then I feel sorry for you.

Oral sex is something "extreme" that can be used as hyperbole for laughs or to drive home a point. There's nothing inherently discriminatory about it.

...that being said...yeesh. "Abnormality" is a bit of a strong term to use, innit?

Saw a few movies recently:

Prêt-à-Porter aka Ready To Wear
Robert Altman movie. It's supposed to be satire about the fashion industry. It's actually just an insufferable 2 hour ramble with no coherence ever emerging. The dialogue in this movie is just empty nonsense. Turns out Altman threw the script in the garbage can and decided to have everyone adlib their lines on the spot. GREAT IDEA. Easily the worst ****ing movie I've seen in years. It's like a 2 hour visual headache.

Dr. Strangelove
Still a classic. One of Kubrick's very best. It's funny as hell but also chillingly relevant and more realistic than a black comedy/satire has any right to be.

Life
Sci-fi movie that rips off Alien for the first half, then goes it's own way and gets more and more boring in the second half. A few good ideas, lots of blandness. Dull CGI blob as the monster that kills everyone. I liked parts of the movie, but it managed to generate a lot of ill will in me with the boring and poorly thought out last half hour.

The Last Supper
A black comedy from 1995 that I've never heard of. Starring Bill Paxton, Ron Pearlman, Cameron Diaz and many other less well known actors.

Liberal college students invite guests for dinner and conversation, poisoning those whose political positions they find to be inhuman to death, burying them in their tomato garden afterwards.
So they kill a bunch of right wingers with anti-gay opinions and such. Then things spiral further out of control hilariously and the movie works as a pretty fantastic satire over both right wing and left wing irrationality. I'd say this movie is downright explosive.

Play this to a crowd of randomly selected Americans in 2018 and there's gonna be fist fights in the audience before the movie is even halfway through. Guaranteed!

The movie has so much style and personality. So many great characters and a really clever script. And a pretty fun soundtrack to boot. I enjoyed every second of this one. Just a great movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113613/?ref_=nv_sr_1

How so? It is abnormal. There are more heterosexuals than homosexuals.

This train of thought is why people are so comfortable saying D!CK and C*NT, but not PENIS nor VAGINA.

I have my eye on you too, cutie pie.

No, this was homophobic. He wouldn't have made this point with a girl. Then he doubled down by accusing me of being ****ed by men. Now he's calling it an abnormality. He was just banking on people being disgusted by the idea of tasting dick because homophobia is normal to him.

Get off the rainbow colored cross for 5 minutes. You can joke about things without hating them. It's called a sense of humor.

Yeah, sure, it was a joke. I totally believe it was just a harmless joke. You're totally not homophobic and you've never showed any type of bigotry towards anybody.

If painting me bad makes you feel better about yourself, then have a ball with it :wave:

I didn't paint you anything. You took the buckets and dumped it on yourself. Now you're blaming me for pointing it out.

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Gave it a rewatch. Probably my favorite of the MCU, along with Thor: Ragnarok. Super funny, great action, absurd situations, and an awesome chase scene. That's all I ask for.

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Huge nostalgia trip. I remember watching this with my sister back in the day. This is basically what got me into Stephen King. Definitely more on the clever and entertaining side than outright scary.

There's more non-conspiracy theorists than conspiracy theorists.

Heheh. Crundlewald.

I actually liked the design of the creature, at least for the first bit. I like the idea that it's just a nondescript blob that, if we ever were to find a space creature in real life, you wouldn't bat an eye if that is what it looked like. The idea that it adapts and grows is cool as well but once they give it a "face" it just kind of becomes a generic movie monster.

Yeah it gets worse when it's more fully grown. If it had remained a more blob like creature, I would have been more on board with the design, probably. I did like the scenes where the creature was still in the lab. It's when it escapes the movie started losing me little by little.

Yeah, I thought everything in the lab was great. It borrows heavily from Alien, sure, but it does it very well. Some really great body horror in that segment.

Just tried watching Inland Empire for the second time ever. Made it about just as far (which means not very far). The movie is just nonsense. If you'll watch any turd as long as David Lynch's name is attached to it, it might be less intolerable. I'm no diehard fan of his work exactly, so I'll pass.

Not really. Watching the whole thing would probably open it up to you more.

It certainly foreshadows several things, but it feels like such an immense drag. There's no way I'm ever gonna get through without something like that Clockwork Orange treatment.

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There's always The Avengers.

There's no way I'm watching that one again. I'm pretty sure it was 7 hours long. Although I did miss the sequel with that robot guy.

That's the one with the Nietzsche screenplay, right?